(🍰)Viola! It is I! Sir John Chickenbones! I am Santa's accountant and I'm sorry to say he's gone bankrupt. No more presents for anyone.
FUCK.
Oh dear.. what about the children at the daycare...?
Well, I don't care! All i need is my lilies to be safe!
...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Okay then. WAIT WH?-
YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE GODDAMN PRESENTS YOU LITTLE SHI-
I see... *FAE PROCEED TO WHIP OUT A GUN-*
I don't need presents! Wait, your joking right? RIGHT?-
*Probably sleeping*
















