Me: A little birdie told me Homestuck is updating soon. I don't know if that's true, but I do feel good vibes. The ice is cracking. The snow is melting. They say Hussie is on the move.
Gillian: Are you sure you're not actually Hussie?
Me: If I were Hussie I wouldn't have killed Jade and left her dead for a year. I would have killed Dave and watched the fandom burn. Can you imagine what they'd do if he was dead for a solid year?
Panda: *horrified laughter*
Becca: It's ok though because there's two of him.
Becca: Dave. There's Dave and Davesprite. So maybe the fandom wouldn't panic as much because they'd still have one?
Me: Yeah except the fandom doesn't care about Davesprite.