#chopper predator

[qianbenfox-blog]

在小红书和大家玩的你评我画，非常开心的画了一堆表情包,不知道武士叫什么所以就不打tag了

[figures4fun]

Just so we’re all clear 🤣

[softmary]

Hi <:

AP can literally hold me with a single hand and sit me on his shoulder and I want him to do so.

[captainrayessketches]

I keep thinking about Scar’s brothers. It was them that sent him alone down that corridor right? Not them sending the youngest brother first lol

And if they lived they would spend time with Lex just to make him jealous haha

I used to think that Celtic and Chopper had the same mother, but I think it’s the father now, because with Scar being the youngest, the two older bros would have needed to wait for the baby bro to grow up so they could do their Chava together.

So, when they sent him alone down that path, it kind of read like. “You flank from the back so your big bros can get the first kills, and our weapons first, you can have a turn after we’re done. We had to wait for you and now we want first dibs.” Very much “We’re older, it’s our turn on the Xbox first.” Coded.

But damn, imagine, Lex and the three linebackers brothers. She survives the clan ship because she had Scar’s support, but if she had three! No one could ever mess with her. Since Scar is the baby bro. They’ll tease him, but still defend him and his weird little alien girlfriend that followed him home.

They’ll also keep pulling the big bro card as they steal Lex away from him, though.

Celtic: “Scar is barely trained. I'll take you and show you the right way to decapitate. He is doing it wrong.”

Scar: “It's been decapitated! I’ve done this many times. It’s basic for me.”

Chopper: “Wow, he can’t even do basic technique right. Shameful. Unfortunate you chose the lesser brother.”

And Lex just watches as the three bros start snarling and wrestling on the ground for the third time today.

[sp00kworm]

Hi! I'm so sorry if I make a lot of mistakes but english is not my first language. Can I see how Chopper react to a chubby s/o that is like, realy confident and sassy but at the same time loves to cuddle and have a bit of intimacy? Love your work and love you.

A/N: Your English is super good! Thank you for the request. I tried but I find it hard to be so specific with these sorts of reader things. I tried to get it across somewhat. Thank you for your support! 

Pairing: Chopper x Chubby Reader (GN)

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Beaches

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Yautja liked heat. Chopper sighed against the sand, laid against the hot crystals with a rumbling noise of happiness, the mandibles and tusks of his face relaxed, twitching when he heard a noise during his daydreaming. Coils of tendrils were also laid over the sand, the black, rubbery skin growing hot. You reached for one and snatched you hand back from the burning heat of his skin. The Yatuja male opened an eye, regarding you lazily, much like a cat enjoying a nap in the sun, the burning orange watching you hiss at the burning hotness of his skin. He rolled his shoulders back into the sand and chortled, settling himself in further, unwilling to move into the shade. Chopper stretched his legs, claws curling into the cooler sand, burrowing a little before he rolled each ankle and tucked his hands under his head, spread out to absorb as much of the sun’s rays as possible. His black spines flared and his patterns over his skin grew darker in the high intensity UV. The red was brighter and brighter by the hour, but he’d explained his kind had pigmentation specifically targeted at stopping most UV. They couldn’t burn unless they were set on fire, as he had put it, sleepily blinking as he absorbed heat.

 “You’re boiling alive, Chopper!” You whined from underneath your large sun umbrella, laid against a towel, a cold water next to you, your book held in your other hand as you looked at him. Chopper opened a single eye again, eyeing you like a basking lizard before he grunted, and went back to looking skywards. With a huff you reached into the cooler next to you, tugging a cold bottle of water free. With a smirk you looked over your sunglasses and aimed the throw, watching with glee as the cold water soared towards your Yautja mate. With a click, you watched the male snatch the cold water out of its soaring arc, and huff grumpily against the sand again, opening the top before spreading his mandibles wide to glup the cold liquid. With a satisfied stretch he raised a prickly brow and tossed the water bottle back towards you, settling his back into the sand with a wide mouthed yawn, tusks tapping the air before he adjusted the cod piece over his groin and looked back to the blue sky.

“Chopper.” You scolded once more.

“’Ooman.” He mimicked without looking back at you. Chopper crossed his ankles.

“You’re going to overheat, you big lizard.” You shot at him sharply, smirking when his jaws twitched, and a single, burning orange eye opened to glare at you.

 Chopper huffed and turned over onto his stomach, pressing his head into his arms as he looked back at you, “Big lizard?” He questioned with the closest he could get to a scowl, “The heat is good for me, fleshy sack.” The Yautja hissed with snark before returning to his sun hogging.

“Fleshy sack and a big lizard. We make quite the pair, hm?” You placed your book down before calculating your next move wisely. Chopper had ever advantage in almost all situations.

“Pair? Assumed we were mates.” He snapped again with another bolt of sass.

“We might not be mates for much longer if you carry on ignoring me.” You joked as you turned your nose upwards and pretended that searching for a cold beverage was much more interesting than his offended look.

Chopper didn’t move, but you could see his alien eyes watching you root for a drink. When you did glance back at him, you watched his spines flare and puff in a haughty show before he dragged his back from the sand and scowled, thumping his way back towards your umbrella.

 The Yautja dropped beside you with a huff of hot air, “You are upset with me.” He noted before snapping the cooler closed with a flick of one talon, “I have ignored you.” He observed once again before he pushed himself closer, the heat that was radiating off his skin suffocating. The male tossed his tendrils backwards, flinching himself at the heat trapped in the dark skin and metal.

You looked up at his face and sighed, “I just wanted to spend time together…and…and do couple things you know?” You gestured to yourself, “I even bought this new costume! I wanted to impress you…and maybe…”

Chopper chortled, claws reaching for your free waist, palming at the skin there, enjoying the full feeling in his hands as he massaged heat into your hips and pressed his head into your shoulder, trying to give you some comfort in an awkward cuddle, “I am sorry, my mate.” He cooed into your shoulder before pushing his hands under your bottom and dragging you up into his lap, laughing at your grumbling about the temperature of his skin.

“Can you cool off first? You’re too warm to hug!” You patted at his chest and watched his eyes grow mischievous.

With a roar he grappled you effortlessly, holding your weight over his shoulder as he sprinted towards the sea water and threw you both in among the soft, lapping waves.

[yautja-addict]

[wind0wg0blin]

Hi!! Can we have some headcannons for chopper Please?

He may act like hes hot shit around his bros but when hes alone hes actually real sweet 

He has some mild trust issues though his knack at reading personalities helps him figure out whos good and whos bad real quick. 

If he ends up liking you this relationship is gonna be a slow burn. He has to know as much as he can about you before he even considers letting you so much as see him. 

Once you both have a basic understanding amongst yourselves your gonna have to make sure you never “betray” him in any way as once he feels as though some one has lost his trust theres hardly a way to win it back. 

Very much a gentleman despite having no concept of human culture or tradition. 

He just cares a lot and enjoys simply being around you, you dont even have to be doing anything just sitting near you while you scroll through your phone or laze around watching tv is enjoyable for him.

His idea of a perfect date is taking you out into the woods late at night and just exploring. Wandering around seemingly endless trails getting your boots covered in the grasses dew seeing things most other people in the world can only see on through videos. Ending it all with a tree top view of the setting moon hanging over the city. 

[kaiju-collector]

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