#chriiiiiist

[opha]

i swear to god how can anyone look at accusations of aros and aces STEALING LESBIAN MEMES and go ‘yea, this is a completely rational thing to say that i agree with unquestioningly. this isn’t at all a consistent pattern of harassment and slander’

[kaymaybeonfire]

Why is getting concert tickets so stressful like I swear it's the most stressful thing ever I've only had to get them by myself once and I shit you not I think I still have PTS from the experience or some shit and it was over a year ago?? Like I literally refer to it as 'the great battle of 2K14' because it was actually all out war just why is it so hard like you've gotta get up atleast an hour earlier to prepare for battle otherwise u fucked, and you've gotta have approximately 3 laptops, 2 tablets and a phone on the go incase one messes up or freezes or blows up or something, and then you need to plan in advance where you wanna sit but every god damn map of the venue is different with random labelling like why, and then you get put in a queue and I know people say the British love queuing but let me tell you now I ain't down for that shit it gives me about 6 heart attacks a minute I don't need that when I'm at war with like half the world, and THEN when you finally "secure" some tickets this little timer pops up in the corner with 5 minutes on it and it's telling you that if you don't type all your details, a short novel about your life, and a 3000 word dissertation on pyrotechnics in those 5 mins then you'll lose the tickets like mother of goD WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT LIKE CAN U ALL JUST CHILL AND NOT TRY AND SEE THE SAME BAND AS ME SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT AND CAN JUST PURCHASE SOME TICKETS WITHOUT CRYING SEVERAL TIMES A MINUTE AND GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST PLEASE

[jamistasty]

idiot rafael got into a motorcycle accident and he’s fine he’s FINE he said he’s ok and staying the night in the hospital but god I wanna throttle him but also hug him and also I’d like to stop caring, thank you

chriiiist I used to always tell him to drive safe and make him text me when he got home because LOOK WHAT HAPPENS

jesus fucking chriiiiiiist

[knifejelly]

my head has been throbbing and pounding since yesterday at 9pm wtf is this

[persephonesyndrome]

Ohhhhh my god it is so hot the thermostat control is at our main branch in ANOTHER CITY and they have abandoned us and left us to burn

[landofrosesandfire]

OH MY GOD THIS EPISODE HAD SO MANY THINGS THAT WENT OVER MY HEAD UNTIL NOW OOOOOOH MYYYY GOOOOD

[gyey]

CHRIST

[glitchicorn]

jeff just talked about his trip to japan on the podcast and talked about those cafes where the waitresses are in maid outfits and they 'pet you and tell you your handsome'