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apologies to the ants in my back "yard" i just drowned but your welcome to the plants growing in the drain i reckon that was some pretty nutritious garbage disposal leakage water i gave ya

#i don't have so much of a yard more of a concrete slab #hence the drain #man i really live in a shithole #eh rent's cheap

being a fan of classical music is a bitch

"this brahms guy is sick with it, i can't wait to hear what he puts out next. ...ah. shit. well what about saint-saëns what's he got in the works"

how was the first fantasia so ass fr

#used a premade tier list template but had to add THE SOUND TRACK myself #don't be counting out my man THE SOUND TRACK

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"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

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Every four days I have to be like "kinks, on their own, mean absolutely nothing, everything in the world is determined by your actions, not whatever exists in your head" and every four days people are like "OH SO YOU THINK THOUGHTS CAN'T LEAD TO ACTIONS" "OH SO YOU'RE OKAY WITH PEOPLE MOLESTING BABY ANIMALS" etc etc and I'm like, okay I have a kink for annoying people getting their shit blown smooth off by an 18th century Tortugan buccaneer wielding a stolen Dutch blunderbuss, And Yet...... note how no harm has happened to you due to, and sit down for this: nobody fucking doing anything

parkchanwoohoo

I despise the kind of mealy-mouthed hedging that every post needs to include because every buffoon who was given a Whole language reading education somehow nevertheless finds themselves magnetically drawn to commenting on shit they can't understand like iron filings towards a magnet BUT I've had a rough 24 hours in the world of Dealing With Such Individuals Online so I'm also going to add: the idea of "not being allowed to criticize kink" is a fiction invented by people who don't fuck enough in real life to have a working experiential opinion on how any of this shit is actually applied outside of Discord chats. Everyone's allowed to criticize anything. Who gives a shit. Grow up. The only ask I personally have for anybody I have to interact with is that people practice some basic theory of mind instead of assuming anybody whose general sexual preferences are slightly outside of "Tasteful penetration as sponsored by Trojan" is some kind of blithering zombie with a mental video game meter labeled WILLINGNESS TO COMMIT SEX CRIMES that ticks upwards every time they read a post about siblings fucking