#chris ask

[christopherwaterguy]

Saw your Chris Wall and its hella fire, here goes a picture i made of him a while ago

OMG THIS IS PEAKKK

[13leaguestories]

everyone is so mean to Chris, god forbid a white boy catch a vibe

I think you'd understand if you saw him dance at least one time. All would become clear then.

[lady-byleth]

Chell: Chris! Who is Dimitri's canonical spouse in fire emblem 3 houses? Chris:....oh! Byleth! Chell: No. Chris: Yes. Chris is the leader of the dimileth fans.

Why doesn't that surprise me? 😂

[richukisbb]

Im a hole for Christopher, so like what would a lap dance be like with him? 🍆💦💦

WHEN ISA DRINKS, SHE GETS THE FEELS AND THE ANGST AND THE MUSE FOR ALL Y’ALLS THIRSTY ASSSSSSKS AND YA KNOW WHAT, SHE BE DRINKING TONIGHT

LET’S GOOOO

ok so i bet this starts off as one of those dumb probability games we all want the boys to play again. 

Zabdi is like: aye y/n queprobabilidad hay (and imma say this part in english bc google translate will butcher this and idont wanna bug my queen @erickspretend1  for translation 😩) that you give christopher a lap dance?

you both say dos at the same time.

AND THE BOYS ARE HECKLING LIKE THE HYENAS THEY aRE

But you shrug because it doesn’t fucking matter to you

You ask Zabdi to drop a beat since it’s the least he can do 

Walking to christopher, you’ve got the confidence no one can compare. His eyes are widening…

straddling chris as you thread your fingers through his hair and You swivel nd sway to the beat…

You spin around and slowly grind on his cock, he’s visibly hardening now and has to shift in his seat to make himself more comfortable

You feel his fingers press against your hips but you smack them away 

“no touching”

You could hear him groan as all eyes are on you.

Zabdi fucking stops beat boxing so you stop moving and begin to walk away

except chris doesnt let you

instead he grabs your wrist and forces you to sit on his lap so the boys dont see his cock

but so you also feel how hard he is for you

what. a. tease. 

[christopherwaterguy]

favorite christopher ship(s)?

waterstain is #1 but i also love watercolor (chris x gordon). its so hard 2 decide i honestly think they should all be in a polycule

[christopherwaterguy]

I present thee with an exclusive baby chris that I’ve only posted on, like, discord. his design is based on the kids & the gas mask citizens from the hl2 beta.

- @opalescent-art

awww he's so cute!!

[13leaguestories]

[Possibly nsfw?] I think I remember Chris being a sportsball guy…how would he feel about Roe in a cheerleader outfit?

My brain just sat here like "tf is sportsball." Yea, I had to look that one up. I have never heard that term before.

But um depends cos male cheerleading outfits bore him so he ain't about to get excited about that at all unless male Roe is down for throwing on the female cheerleading outfit.

Then he's probably about to roleplay a little cos "yes sirruh"

[13leaguestories]

Hiiii, I tried out the game Superstition and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT, I'm in s2 and I'm crying cause I chose Chris' route, I got excited whenever my mc interacts with him, but I'm uh, I feel like he's friend zoned me 😭😭😭😭😭 CHRIS, I DID EVERYTHING FOR YOU BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE STILL TREATING ME AS A FRIEND, he needs to stop putting me in that zone and stop being in denial 😭🥀 Anyway- I just want to say I LOVE The game so much I cried ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

Oh hon, he didn't friend zone you, he friend zoned himself. My boy is going through it all through S2 and has no idea what is up from down anymore.

You know saying that ... I can 100% see Chris literally getting into a shouting match with Roe like "you broke up with me."

Roe: "Tf, you broke up with me!"

Chris: "I did? Oh shit, I did. Damn."

Also thank you, I'm glad you liked it!