was playing poker night and thought: what if our system had a poker night game. what would be the funniest combination of people.
this is the aftermath.
Player 1: John Jones (Fortnite)
In terms of playing; he plays similarly to Brock Samson in Poker Night 2. He sits to your left.
For beating him, he offers up some Fortnite item, perhaps a gun or even something funny like a medkit or a shield pot. He might also give you a loot llama.
Player 2: Green Goblin (Spider-Man: TAS)
Gobby plays similarly to Max from Poker Night at the Inventory and sits next to Jones.
He offers up his Goblin Glider! There were a couple ideas I had, being a vial of Goblin Serum or some random deed of Norman’s, but the glider made sense to me.
Player 3: Malistaire Drake (Wizard101)
Malistaire plays similarly to both Strong Bad and Tycho, he’s the most difficult to beat at the table. He sits next to Gobby.
He offers up his staff. I did have the thought to get him to offer up the Krokonomicon but that’s literally just a rip-off (in technicality) at what Ash gives you in Poker Night 2 (the Necronomicon Ex Mortis).
Player 4: Professor Hershel Layton (Professor Layton series)
Hershel sits to your right and is the second most difficult to beat at the table. He plays similarly to Sam in Poker Night 2.
His offer up is his hat, however, in doing so, he is automatically turned onto the hardest difficulty, just because of what said hat means to him.
The Dealer: Remy LeBeau (X-Men: TAS)
Just for fun addition. I didn’t want to put him at the table, but I think it would be incredibly fun to hear him tease you and the others about their hands.














