#chronically early

[valiantnomore]

are you the my anxiety makes me chronically early or my anxiety makes me chronically late type of gay?

[ialreadyknewthat]

the closest i can get to understanding people who are chronically late is that i also. always think they’re going to be on time.

[shy-attention-whore]

Accidentally showed up half an hour early to my class, and all the sitting areas in the building were already taken. So now I get to awkwardly wander the halls and try to avoid sitting on a wet step. My only solace is that I decided today was Sex Pistols day

[incognito-princess]

I’m going to a friend’s pre-wedding shenanigans party tonight, which is anxiety inducing enough. Now you need to know that I’m a chronically early person. You know people who are chronically late? I’m the opposite! People keep posting on the invite on fb that they’ll be late, should be there by 8, will get there when they get there. I’ve been planning for a week how to get to the party 15 minutes late. Now that’s going to be early! How do late people do it???

It honestly wouldn’t be that big of a deal if they were really good friends, but they’re friends from high school who were older than me. I was the baby of the group and though we interact on fb all the time we’re not intimate friends. I do not want to be the first person there!!!

[mbrainspaz]

manager: Wow look at you, miss overachiever. Why are you here so early?

me: I didn't mean to be. It was an accident.

manager: How can you even be accidentally early??

me: . . . the same way you can be late, but in the other direction.

[amillion---tinypieces-blog]

Seriously doesn't take enough time to cross campus.