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Call me Val. 29. Bi. “The most dangerous part of a gecko is its mind." Click on the lil' "@" icon below for more user info!

[achillesinhighheels]

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[throathole]

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

[throathole]

So true… I have never gained anything useful from tone indicators except for learning that some sentences suddenly end in a handjob

[elcorhamletlive]

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

[primaius]

[fioweress]

i'm not immune to older korrasami

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[gothdianxia]

[kairennart]

Little gift for dear @queerofthedagger

[tearstaineddangel]

i love when someone confirms we're friends

[hollandar]

Heated Rivalry — 1x04 ⤷ TUNA MELTDOWN

(sources below)

Collider — #1, #2, #4, #10 Men's Health — #3 Vanity Fair — #5, #9 Faking It — #6 Variety — #7 Deadline — #8 Hollywood Reporter — #11

bonus:

[dogpuppy]

[deadelated]

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

[dzerzhinskaya]

has anyone heard of books? getting really into books this year #nichehobby

[veryluckyclovers]

[petals42]

people who comment on fics just to say that they are re-reading and still cried/felt emotions/loved it are the greatest people on earth and should be given a thousand dollars. 

[petals42]

addition: people who comment on fics to say that they are not even in this fandom and didn’t know the characters at all but read it anyway and loved it are also the greatest people on earth and should also be given a thousand dollars.  

[spcecowboyyy]

[greenvelvetchaise]

not just mutuals but someone i’d eat a sandwich in the park with