“You know who has a nice butt? My girlfriend.”
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“You know who has a nice butt? My girlfriend.”
@assgator & @chronically-hysteric-queen
Toothless wants to be the one to use the light creator. He can cause a lot of havoc with that. Kind of like... Setting off car alarm chains at two in the morning. Steve wouldn’t say no to that right? IT’S AWESOME! On second thought, just... Don’t let him near it. He has a hard enough time with the flash on a cell phone.
@chronically-hysteric-queen liked for a starter!
Sarah walked up to the entrance of Heart castle with a stack of papers under her arm. Crysta wanted her to drop them off since she actually did her work for once and was now running up and down Diamond castle as a five year old. Sarah had managed to escape the disaster that was Crysta and had gladly volunteered to deliver the paper work.
She didn’t know the other queen very well at all and was hoping to stall this as long as possible so she wouldn’t have to look after Crysta. She really could be a pain in the ass when she wanted to be. “I’m here to deliver some paper work!’ she said, walking through the halls of Heart Castle.
Starter w/ @chronically-hysteric-queen
That knight got Miko lost again. She was just as tired and exhausted of his voice and aura.Then he left her in a place she didn’t even know of. First he was sticking to her like a dog second next thing you know he’s gone doing his own thing. She was left in the center of a prepossessing throne room. She looked around and her eyes widened. It was a sight she never saw before. So beautiful yet elegant. She then came to her senses that more than likely she wasn’t allowed in this place. She thought to herself that she would probably get arrested or put in something. She put her palm on her head.
“ Dang knight.. “ She mumbled she didn’t want nor feel like to go to jail right now. If it wasn’t for being next to a whole bunch of crowds she would’ve killed this man already. Oh how she dreaded him now. Off to his obvious secret business that she doesn’t know of. Why did she even agree to go with him... That’s right to go on a “adventure!” with him. That’s where she wen’t wrong. His voice echoed in her mind that they wouldn’t get lost.
“Sometimes being nice isn’t the right thing to do all the time I guess... “ She was too lost in her thoughts to know if someone was in around her. It was a big extravagant place that she was unaware and she was starting to feel overwhelmed and claustrophobic. Where was she? What will she do now?
@chronically-hysteric-queen
[Steven, who is this woman?]
“Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I got her a little translator collar so you could talk to her! I uh...already speak sorta what she speaks but it’s like...a different dialect if that makes sense.”
[I like this woman.]
He laughs at that.
“This is Vivaldi, you know how I call you princess? This is the queen.”
[That means you are the king, Steven.]
“Well, no, not yet, hweh heh heh...”
The python starts to extend out towards Vivaldi, sniffing the whole way.
Introducing, Isola Radiale’s most cold blooded team, Sparks, Hearts, Cigarettes!
Starring:
Steve Scriggins| The Black Market King and Ruthless Defender
Vivaldi| The Queen of Hearts and Merciless Executioner
Toothless| The Alpha of Berk and The Unholy Offspring of Lightning and Death Itself
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@chronically-hysteric-queen @flight-lost
He’s been wandering for a while. Wandering and wandering and watching and listening...had it been hours? How long had it been? What was he even looking for? Friends? Family? Anyone?
Vivaldi.
That’s who he was looking for. His girlfriend. His partner. The only person he trusted with his life truly and totally. He’d come awake with a thin shirt, his light kevlar vest, and his specialty jacket to protect him, as well as his revolver. Where was everything else? No idea. But screw that. Vivaldi was his world. His everything.
He finally sat down, distraught, disheartened, defeated. He sags a little, sighing. It was hopeless. She wasn’t here. He’d lost her. Damn it....damn it, damn it damn it! But, before he could lament anymore, he spotted a familiar figure stepping out of a cab across the street. No way. No fucking way.
“V-Vivi? VIVALDI?”
His heart leapt into his throat, causing him to stand up with a speed he’d never felt before. Was this what love really felt like?
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@chronically-hysteric-queen
He was shivering under the covers in her bed. He had spent the night, and first it started with his feet, then his tail, and now his whole body was cold.
“I hope you don’t mind cold hands~”
Without any more warning, his cold, scaly and newly scarred hands grasp her sides.