Jun 19, 2019
Cider: please explain your smolness
Chronos: am potat
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
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Cider: please explain your smolness
Chronos: am potat
Zephyr: *Opens door* Chronos, I heard you screaming is everything oka- what are you doing... Cider: ...Twister? Zephyr: Oh okay. *Leaves* -The Next Morning- Zephyr: *Spits out cereal* THEY WEREN’T PLAYING TWISTER
Cider: I have heterophobia Chronos: Heterochromia Cider: Heterochromia-
Cider: *Drunk* Who’s the handsomest man in the world? Chronos: Uh...you? Cider: FALSE. It’s fucking Ryan Reynolds.
Chronos: I'm cold. Cider: Here, have my jacket. Seris: I'm cold too. Hex: What? *taking off jacket* I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn't listen and now *piling scarves on him* now look, I've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death and *taking somebody else's hat* how long have you been cold you should have said something sooner,
Chronos: When you said you were magical in bed, this isn’t really what I had in mi- Cider: Is this your card Chronos: Holy shit
or alternatively
Apep: When you said you were magical in bed, this isn’t really what I had in mi- Osiris: Is this your card? Apep: No. Osiris: Fuck. Apep: That’s exactly what I thought we’d be doing tonight.
Cider: I just want you for my own~ Chronos: Please leave me the fuck alone.
((”You’re an asshole, but I love you” is basically Undertronic in a sentence.))