#chrysanthiheadcanon

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Describe 5 unusual characteristics your muse has (Chrysanthi)

She’s primarily attracted to men old enough to be her father.

She carries baby wipes with her wherever she goes because it makes her feel cleaner than regular toilet paper.  She knows they’re horrible for plumbing but doesn’t actually care.

She doesn’t think her nipples look good when they aren’t hard, so usually does something to stimulate them before going anywhere public.

Her underwear and bra always have to match.

She gets off on watching people she knows have sex.chr

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Chrysanthi, what's your family dynamic like?

“My family is huge!  I have five sisters and one brother.  My parents are happily married, but they’re swingers.  Two of my sisters are my godfather’s and my baby sister is my godbrother’s.  It’s really hard to explain to people, but all that matters to me is that we all love and support each other and get along.”

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3, 15, 25, 32, 40, 55 (Chrysanthi)

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

I like older men more often than not.

I’m not saying I’m into it, but I’m also not saying I’m completely opposed to incest.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

Loudest. Queef. Ever.

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Yes, of course.  I thought I tasted amazing.  I’m not going to let a guy go down on me without knowing if I taste good or bad, you know?

40: What do you wear to bed?

If I’m at my apartment, just panties.  If I’m at my parent’s house, panties and a camisole.  If I’m with a man, likely nothing.

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

I do, but not on those less than fresh days that women tend to have.

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29:Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?) - Chrysanthi

“I'm not sure, honestly.  I want to say I’d spring into action, but I’d probably stand in shock for a minute or two before I realized what was happening.  I’m not the girl who’s going to run into a burning building to rescue a stranger’s cat, but if I could do anything to help anyone, I like to think I’d be that person, rather than the person who runs away in hopes of saving only herself.”

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For Aliki and Valanti: ♗ for a tip for getting my muses romantic affection; For Chrysanthi: ♖ for on of my muses guilty pleasures; For Adriana: ♗ for a tip for getting my muses romantic affection; For Becky: ☁ for something that make my muse sad; For Mikey: ☂ for something my muse wants to protect; For Dean: ♟ for something my muse admires

Aliki

♗ for a tip for getting my muses romantic affection

Little things like holding her hand and giving her flowers.  Basically anything that shows that you want her for more than just “OMG LET ME FUCK A FAT GIRL AND NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE HER IN PUBLIC” is going to get you bonus points with her.

Valanti

♗ for a tip for getting my muses romantic affection

Feed him like his mother would.  Valanti, despite his manwhorisheness, is a complete mama’s boy.  Doting on him is the easiest way to win any of his affections.

Chrysanthi

♖ for on of my muses guilty pleasures

Skinny dipping.

Adriana

♗ for a tip for getting my muses romantic affection

Show her that you’re invested in her, not her family’s name.

Becky

☁ for something that make my muse sad

Getting out of bed. 

Mikey

☂ for something my muse wants to protect

His hard drive.  If his mother ever found out how much porn was on it, he’d be dead.

Dean

♟ for something my muse admires

Sofia Vergara’s tits.

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Because a lot of my muses, like myself, are Greek, and this week going into Easter is kind of a big deal, I thought I would post this article by Rita Wilson, Tom Hanks’ wife,  just as a general descriptor of what they do.  I know it’s come up in a few of my threads and figured people might possibly be interested in learning more. 

Also headcanons, yo.