Who’s ready for some GUZZLORD N???? I saw that there was a popular Guzzlord Guzma ages ago and I wanted to join in on the fun but I’ve been way too nervous to post anything to do with this but here he is
Context under the cut ^v^ (warning it’s p long)
Basically in an AU where Lusamine has scientists working specifically on UB fusion shit she hears about a certain ex Plasma king who just so happens to be popping in on Aether Paradise to check out the resident Pokemon and their accommodations. Personally I hc her as N’s birth mum but since she’s a total bitch at this point she sees him as her ‘last chance’ at having an ever so perfect obedient UB child and what better way to do this by luring him in with kindness and wanting to catch up on all the years she’d been away to earn his trust and literally turn him into an Ultra Beast fusion?
And which Ultra Beast more fitting to fuse him with than the ‘king’ of the lot? Even if he did turn against her or the experiment failed it’s not like he’d be privileged enough to run off with the genes of her personal favourite UB. Infact she’d easily be able to keep him just to have her fun with him by mocking him or just looking at him and thinking wistfully about what he could have been.
So he ends up going along with it willingly at first, thinking that he’s being put under for brain scans to try and find what allows him to communicate with Pokemon so that they can share his ability so they can become closer with their Pokemon friends blah blah blah.
Eventually he figures out that things aren’t as they seem when he hears Pokemon voices crying out for help from the labs late at night and gets strange cravings to take bites out of bits of furniture that he definitely did NOT have before hand. Then bam he’s dragged off to a cell and told he’s gonna turn into an enormous violent alien crab dragon thing that has weird similarities to a certain dragon belonging to his father.
Time goes by, N begins to develop more features and mannerisms of Guzzlord (yes, including a bit of pudge thanks to his new very painful seemingly neverending hunger that) which SEVERELY fucks him up since the whole ‘freak without a human heart’ thing and the fact that Ghetsis kept him on a strict diet to maintain a ~perfect~ body has stayed with him even after he defected from Plasma yet he’s stuck in a cell without even knowing that Touko infiltrated Team Skull in the hopes that he’d show up to stop them or even that Touya is like five floors above him scrubbing windows as an employee waiting for him to show up to play with the Pokemon.
Lusamine would eventually find out about Touya’s connection to him (and his status as one of the heroes of truth and a champion of Unova) and decides that if he ever found out about N he’d easily be able to break him out with the god of truth and ruin all of her plans, so she decides to be kind enough to send him down for a reunion and a bit of DNA splicing himself. No use passing up extra test subjects right?
Touya is a smol angery boi so surely the origami knife fairy would suit him nicely.
SO yeah they both end up stuck in cells going through traumatising painful experimentation and torture and mocking from Lusamine (but hey atleast theyve got eachother right?:’) )until they both manage to transform into their full UB forms and break tf out of there
God I’m so sorry I’m terrible at summarising and there’s so so much potential for angst and fluff!! And dont worry N might hate himself at first but!! He can learn to look past the shit Ghetsis drilled into his head about his body with lots of love and support and body positivity from Touya and Touko ovo
Also I might post some Kartouya at some point but not for a while im...v tired but hey thanks for reading !!
Chubby N in Alola Chubby N in Alola chillin on a beach with a coconut drink and a horrendous sunburn Chubby N helping Mohn out on Poke-Pelago Chubby N being adopted by Mohn Chubby N becoming bean man Jr Chubby N being happy and free of Ghetsis' bs Chubby N reuniting with Touko and Touya and going to Alola for their honeymoon Chubby N making outfits and disguises for baby Mimikyus C h u b b y N i n A l o l a
