#chuckleheart

[starlightweave]

from this picrew :D

Tagging @riddlerosehearts @dr4gonwriter @tociminna @perpetualmaladaptivedaydream @stareitdown @kcwriter-blog and anyone else who feels like making yet another adorable picrew

alternate gale/silmë one below

[starlightweave]

Prince memes pt 1. If the most annoying man alive bagged the hottest baddie in the country through the power of puns

[starlightweave]

Multi Tav au pics with @oryndoll's giant green son Knife, and her super neglected Yannick whom I am ADOPTING bc I love him

[starlightweave]

Mine and @oryndoll's multi Tav AU is so insane bc in act 3 we got sitting around the fireplace in the Elfsong every night:

Xanaphia and Astarion cuddling, sharing Eskimo kisses and being sickeningly adorable in a chaste, old married couple type way

Silmë in Gale's lap, cuddling all sweetly, very much lost in another, subtly restraining their desire to constantly be fucking

Isidro cuddling in Halsin's lap, very obviously BARELY restraining their animalistic impulse to constantly fuck (and not at all subtly retiring to their room before anyone else 😂)

Knife and Shads sitting very close together, his hand on her thigh. She gives him a kiss on the cheek as a treat 💜

Prince, with his crush on Shads that literally EVERYONE knows about, gazing lovingly at her, happy she's happy even tho it's not with him (don't worry pal, the scaly idiot will soon dump the baddest baddie on the sword coast for a squid who breaks up with him via an impersonal letter that he's been terminated effective immediately w/o severance)

Yannick, with his arm around Lae'zel's waist, kissing her hand 🥺

And then we have Arasene, bitching to Minthara about how disgusting it is that EVERYONE BUT HER IS GETTING LAID (Ofc secretly she loves these couples and wishes them the best. Well. She's not so sure about Knife and Shads 🤣 She has clocked him as smth funny going on with the mind flayer, and also is unsure he would change for Shads. But, she sees he has brought comfort to Shads and has also, most importantly, let her make her own decisions)

[starlightweave]

Found Shadowheart tweeting about Prince today on Twitter 😂

EDIT: the first one is ESPECIALLY Shads in the multi Tav au, when she and Prince get together post game, after @oryndoll's Knife breaks up w/ Shads in act 3 because, unbeknownst to anyone, he's been enthralled by fallen in love with the Emperor. He shows up with her to the epilogue, and while EVERYONE knew he had a crush on her, half of them (Arasene, Astarion lol) are STILL they're like how the HELLS did human Fozzy the bear bag one of the BADDEST bitches on the sword coast??

[starlightweave]

Can your Mii in tomodachi life have twins? .... Or triplets 😈? I've been thinking for a while Prince's wild magic would result in twins or triplets for him and Shads 😂 bc ofc it would lol. His mom would come from baldur's gate to live with them for a while to help her latest batch of grandbabies, as she's the only one with experience raising an child who can turn into a table lol

Also I'm only now just realizing bc Prince is the youngest of 5 and only 28, all his siblings have kids by now. And A LOT of kids. Like 3 to 5 each lol. Which means he is ALL his nieces' and nephews' favorite tiyo BY FAR bc he is a gigantic child 🤣. He also has at least a couple who are only like 6 years younger than him that are his best friends :3

[starlightweave]

I was so pissed about those fucking gnomes last Saturday that I forgot to tell u all the breaking news

PRINCE FINALLY GOT LAID 😏🎉🎆🎇💯💯💯💯 *22 minutes of Funk Flex airhorns*

Look at the composition of these shots...so beautiful 🥺 that last one reminds me of From Here to Eternity 🥺

I am literally looking at these like...DAHIL SA'YOOOOOO, NAIS KONG MABUHAYYYYY / DAHIL SA'YOOOOOO, HANGGANG MAMATAYYYYYYYYYYYY 😭💖💕💕💕💕

Dahil Sa'yo is really a YUUUGELY Gale/Tav theme song, the lyrics translating as: because of you, there's a joy in living / because of you, life is heavenly, HOWEVER, because Prince is Filipino (in the NYC AU with @oryndoll anyway) it has to be his & Shadowheart's theme song on principle lmao (I also prefer the Julio Iglesias ver for him and Shadowheart, but the Cora & Santos Beloy English Tagalog duet version for Gale & Silmarien)

I was hoping for the version of this scene where she throws her clothes at him LMAO but instead I got a version I didn't know about, her "classic misdirection" one hehe. Her romance is ADORABLE, it's so playful and so...everyday? I remember doing her act 1 scene and feeling, compared to Gale, it felt so everyday, felt so familiar, her waiting for Prince to make the first move. And then her skinny dipping, playing coy, playing hard to get, it's SO sweet and cute 🥺