#churnabog

[floryd]

to the few people who liked my post on if i should post my twst ocs!

the quality is so butchered…

this is my oc based off of chernabog

i havent a name for him yet, but ive been calling him churn, so yay puke boy!!

[yugirl]

Churnabog’s thoughts on the Disney Universe

Ok I know the title sounds weird but this has being going around in my head.

You know Churnabog? The villain from Nightmare on Bald Mountain?

Disney’s version of “the devil”

This guy?

I’ve been thinking about him ever since watching Colin Looks Back’s Fantasia episode on Disney Villains and the times he teams up with the villains to defeat the good guys. Disney park rides, kingdom hearts, once upon a time, mickey’s house of villains etc

The more I think about it, I don’t think Churnabog is trying any time he fights the good guys.

Because let’s be honest. Do you really think he would actually lose to Micky? Or Sora? Or Elizabeth Swan? Or the Disney Park guests. Like if he was at his full “Nightmare on Bald Mountain” power, do you really think any of them could beat him?

“Ok Yugirl, if he is holding back, why?”

Because Churnabog knows if he went full power he would be able to win instantly. He’s not stupid. He knows if he went to his full power, he could have Valpurgis Night every night if he wanted.

So why doesn’t he?

Because he knows that much like having Christmas every day, having Valpurgis Night all the time would get boring in the long run. It takes the specialness out of the one night a year he gets to muck around and do what he wants to do.

“So, why does he team up with the other villains then? Why does he fight at half power if that?”

I have two possible theories for that

1. Much like the other Disney villains he wants to show he still has his edge

Or the more likely of the two

2. Because it entertains him.

I feel like much like any other pop culture based deity, Churnabog hates being bored. So he finds ways of entertaining himself, be it fighting JRPG kids, hanging out at the house of mouse, showing up to terrorize Mickey and Friends, hitting on Maleficent and everything else.

I mean Hades does all that too and we never question him for it.

Does that mean Churnabog isn’t actually evil? Oh no he’s still part of the Disney Villain group and he still enjoys being evil. It’s just he’s a villain who’s smart enough to know where he stands in this mouse shaped universe. He’s comfortable playing this back and forth between good and evil because it keeps things interesting.

Then on that one night of the year, he wakes up, messes around, hears the church bells and goes “well I’ve had my fun, back to bed”

Honestly you got to respect a demon lord who seems to have it all together

[rabnerd28]

When the Churnabog attacked the library I wanted Belle to say "Why is it always my library?"

[jessievenom]

SCARIEST disney moment.  imagine my horror when I realized you fight this in Kingdom Hearts