#chxwyr

[hesitant-tailor]

Would you rather eat grapes for the rest of your life or cook for the homeless?

She tilted her head, confused. Eat grapes? “Um, it depends… I would definitely cook for the homeless every once in awhile, but not constantly. The same applies to eating grapes… I don’t mind them, but I think it’d get tiring… having to eat them all the time.”

She shrugged, “I’d go with cooking for the homeless… I’d like to help those who are less fortunate. And it’d make me feel better about myself…”

[hesitant-tailor]

Would you rather be red with passion or green with envy?

"Well, being green with envy is never a good thing… I’ve felt envious of others before, but I dislike the feeling… so much. I’d rather be, um, r-red with passion, I suppose…"

[hesitant-tailor]

Would you rather be stuck sewing nonstop for a month and then never sew again, or only be able to sew once a month?

"Oh, um, I… I think that I’d rather sew once a month. At least then I could continue to sew.

If I were to be forced to sew for an entire month without stopping, I’d end up tired of sewing for awhile, but then I’d begin to miss it… Sewing just once a month isn’t much, but it would make the experience more special each time I get to do it… I think.”

[hesitant-tailor]

Would you rather be a firefighter or a professor?

"Um… I’d rather be a professor. I feel a little bad for saying this, but I wouldn’t want to constantly put my life on the line for others… It’s too scary. I wouldn’t be a good firefighter, anyways… I’m not strong enough."

[phanerozoicflora]

Would you rather become a robot or a sea-monster?

Probably a sea monster. It would be interesting to see bodies of water like that, since seas and oceans are surrounded by a lot of mystery. Being a robot seems a little restricting.

[hesitant-tailor]

[phanerozoicflora]

Would you rather be a warthog or a giraffe?

It’s hard to say, as they actually have surprisingly similar social structures (at least in terms of being an adult female). But giraffes have had a lot of cultural significance throughout Africa, the Middle East, and even in China, so I’d consider them a more interesting species to be a part of. Safer too, they face less risk of predation. So giraffe.

[phanerozoicflora]

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

Only be able to whisper. I can get by with whispering in class by using microphones, but nothing can be done about shouting, and it would likely be more aggravating for everyone.