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Edea: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Cid: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Xu: A realist sees a freight train. Quistis: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Quistis: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Edea: That's deep. Cid: That means that ketchup is a smoothie. Edea: That's deeper. Xu: …You guys are idiots.