FFVIII incorrect quotes

A Final Fantasy VIII incorrect quotes blog. Generated via https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

[quiettekiyet]

The world needs a Final Fantasy 8 fanzine

[rubybahamut]

Ok, hear me out:

Let's do this? I am really SERIOUS about this!

What about a FFVIII zine?

Boyaaakaaaa!

Whatever...

Voting ended onJan 29

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[RANDOM MONTHLY CARD] September 2025

If an entire bingo card looks like too much work, why don't you adopt one random monthly card? Five prompts only, free interpretation. Wanna try?

September 2025 prompts:

What an easy life it must be, just to follow orders…

Covered in Gunge

True companions

It represents my hatred towards Deling.

Calling yourself a captain is a joke.

[ffviiicharacterweek]

September event: Ultimecia's Week - September 24th - September 30th

September is for our elusive main villain: Ultimecia!

The prompt list

Last year, there was no Ultimecia's week, but I added a "2025" prompt anyway: Time won't wait!

ORIGINAL PROMPT LIST

Time Kompression

Junction Machine Ellone

Possessing Edea

Griever

Rinoa’s Mind

Castle

Art Gallery

Kurse All SeeD!

Remember your Childhood

Free Choice!

NEW PROMPT LIST

2025: Time Won't Wait

The creative marathon

To celebrate Ultimecia, we'll have a creative marathon running on September 21st on our discord server!

In the special channel #creative-marathon we will cheer on each other with writing and drawing sprints to celebrate the character and give the final push for all your creative efforts!

Submissions

Prompts can be claimed and fullfilled through the AO3 prompt meme challenge that you can find here. You can start posting on September 24th. Please tag @ffviiicharacterweek and/or use the hashtag #ffviiicharacterweek on Tumblr so I can reblog you! ONLY if you're not on AO3, please fill in this form too, so I am sure I won't lose your submission. If you need an AO3 invite to join the challenge, please let me know, I still have a couple of those.

And remember: HAVE FUN, AND SHARE THE LOVE!

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Irvine: We need a diversion. I say Squall gets naked. Zell: No. Irvine: I could get naked. The squad: NO!!!

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Zell, to Squall: If Irvine doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check. Irvine, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

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Edea: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Cid: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Xu: A realist sees a freight train. Quistis: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Quistis: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Edea: That's deep. Cid: That means that ketchup is a smoothie. Edea: That's deeper. Xu: …You guys are idiots.

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Zell: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off? Squall: What? No, I— Irvine: enters room Zell: jaw clenches

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Irvine: What was that? Zell: My shirt fell. Irvine: It sounded a lot heavier than that. Squall: They were in it.

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Laguna: Raine has no idea I’m high. Raine: You’re high? Laguna: Oh, I’m sorry. Laguna, leaning over to Ellone: Raine has no idea I’m high.

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Quistis: Seifer, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Seifer, naked in Quistis's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Quistis, already taking off their clothes: Fuck… Me neither.

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Quistis: Do you have any idea what you’re doing? Selphie: Why start now?

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Squall: You look good in that hoodie. Rinoa: You know where else I'd look good? Squall, zero hesitation: My bed. Rinoa, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Raine: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Laguna: …Have you never taken a shower before?

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Ultimecia: The best person I know is myself.

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Quistis: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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Selphie: So, are you two friends? Rinoa: Yes. Quistis: No.