#cigarette man

[scullysbagelbites]

Was anyone else like. surprised when they heard Cigarette Man’s voice for this first time…? Every time he opens his mouth it catches me off guard, bc like, …. why is he kind of fruity 😭

[oregonbear74]

[kitcats-1-braincell]

So you wanna know more about the infamous cigarette man? (Pfft- sorry I’m being silly lmao, I’ll call him “R” for this because…that’s first letter of his name!! And I don’t wanna say cigarette man every single time)

Okay!! I’ll start off with a drawing I made for this answer!! And then I’ll give more info on R!!

A short description of him would be…….tanned skin, curly-straight hair, white shirt and grey jumper, and a ripped up coat. (And elf boots /j)

I really need to draw him more often damn, but here he is! The father figure of the group!! I’m gonna be honest, he has no idea how he ended up with that title! Or how he even managed to end up with two kids (“we’re preteens!!”) and a teenager!

He’s also the tutorial guy! And he patches up Mintys injury!!- oops I said too much hehe-

You barely see him smile often, but sometimes you can catch him with a joke or something really nice, and honestly, (according to Minty) it feels like such a reward to see him smile. He can get annoyed easily, but only shows it if you cross the line. Like I’ve mentioned, he smokes, but!! his partners are trying to get him to slowly quit!! Round of applause to his partners, bro really needs to quit.

He’s the one who’s responsible for all these kids, after all, he can’t let all the young ones do all the work! He’s in his 30s btw! Mid 30s - late 30s!!

That’s all I’ll say of R, since he’s not a priority atm. Rn I’m thinking about basic storylines and then I’ll think about character profiles/personalities!

Anyways have a panel from a comic I made hehe (from left to right: ???, D, S, Minty, R)

(@kittynugg)

[i-used-to-be-a-spy]

I don't think I've ever hated CSM more than the fact he shot one of his sons and the other he did surgery on for a potential cure for the alien virus knowing Fox could die 😭😭🤬

[dinnaberry]

Everytime the cigarette man speaks I’m shocked cause that just can’t be how he sounds

[hateweed]

The funniest episode of the X-Files is the one where ciggy man has a whole retrospective about his life as a pos murderer who's assassinated fucking jfk and mlk and countless others and then he writes fanfiction about himself shooting an alien gets it published in a trashy magazine and he's all "yea fuck being the leader of the shadow government my writing is gonna take off and also I'm gonna stop smoking cigarettes heh yea I'm rly gonna change my life around" and he types a whole resignation letter and everything and then the issue of the magazine w his fanfiction in it comes out and he sees that they changed the ending and he's all "wtf?!! 😡😡😡😡😡" and buys a fresh pack of cigs and rips up his resignation letter lmfaoo

[jraddytv]

The Cigarette Man - “We created him, and that’s what makes us great.”

I promise I’ll be back on fan-art next time! I’ve been in such a surrealist art-mood lately...

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[communist-cat-girl]

why do cigarette mans lips look like theyre bein succed into the blacc hole that is his mouth