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Gwen: The floor is lava

Robin: immediately helps Finney onto the countertop

Vance: immediately pushes Bruce off the couch

LMAOOO vance’s competitive ass is NOT helping 😭😭

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Gwen: Robin, for $1000, would you make-out with Finney?

Robin: Shit, that's tough. Would I have to pay the thousand all at once or in installments or-

LMFAOOO robin would still pay he just doesnt get it 😭😭

even if he did understand he would probably make out with finney for free atp

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Headcanon for a Finbin/Brance Royal AU

Finbin/Rinney - Robin had been expecting some stuck-up, bossy-boots brat of a prince. The very opposite is what he got. Prince Finney is kindhearted, compassionate, and soft-spoken. He cares about his younger sister more than life itself and values each and every citizen of the Blake Kingdom for who they are. Robin didn’t stand a chance. He fell in love. And he fell hard

Brance - Vance knew he would be caring for the eldest child and next king of the Yamada Kingdom, and thus, held himself to a high standard. He was taught to say nothing, do nothing unless the king was in immediate danger or he ordered him to. He didn’t expect the future king to be so… involved. Prince Bruce wants to talk to his people, to know what they want and what could be improved upon in the Yamada Kingdom. He wants to help. Vance is surprised when he talks to him like an equal. He asks what he wants, how he can help him achieve it. Bruce listens to what he has to say, is… interested. No one had ever treated Vance this way before

GOD I LOVE ROYAL AUs SO MUCH THEY HAVE ME GIGGLINGGGG I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM

holy I agree Robin would fall hard he likes how respectful and kind Finney is to literally everyone

Vance is just glad he's understood for once and that Bruce isn't labeling him as some hothead

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Vance: Big news. Robin has a big crush on Finney.

Gwen: 🤨

Gwen: How is that big news? He's had a crush on Finney since the first time they talked. You have literally told me this in great detail.

Vance: Well, yeah, but this time it's Robin telling us he has a big crush on Finney.

Billy: 😮

Billy: Oh my god it's finally happening.

Robin was in horrible denial for YEARSSS guys he had a lot of problems and difficulty with accepting himself he got better though!!

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Set on Robin’s seventh birthday

Little Finney: Robin, Robin, I got you a present!

Little Robin: Aww, Finn, you didn’t have to

Little Finney: Well, I did. Close your eyes and give me your left hand

Little Robin: does as he’s told without question because his trust in Finney is absolute

Little Finney: slips one of his mom’s rings onto one of Robin’s little fingers

Little Robin: opens his eyes H-Huh?

Little Finney: Tada! We’re married now!

Little Robin: ☺️

Little Robin: Okay!

WHAT IF I LITERALLY EXPLODED FROM CUTENESS AGGRESSION

They’re literally gonna be the death of me rinney is just the best yall 😞🫶🏻

the ring 100% didnt fit but Robin kept that ring and made sure it never ever fell off. He kept it :)

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At the grocery store

Employee: Will Finney Blake please come to the customer service desk?

Finney: walks over, smiling politely I’m Finney Blake. What can I do for you?

Employee: points to Robin, Vance and Bruce I believe they belong to you

Robin, Vance & Bruce: We got lost

Finney: 😐

Finney: I didn’t even bring any of you with me

What’s funny is that

1, Finney actually asked Robin beforehand if he wanted to come and Robin said no

2, Vance hates going to the store but he wanted to go to annoy the fuck out of Finney

3, Bruce got dragged there and was basically their supervisor

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Headcanon: Finney and Bruce scold Robin and Vance whenever they get into a fight. Robin and Vance apologize, but their overall feelings about it are very different. Robin is more or less in tears as he’s apologizing for disappointing Finney. While Vance also apologizes genuinely to Bruce, his pride is greatly wounded, so his apology is more a quiet “sorry”

THIS IS WHAT I AGREE WITH. THIS!!!

vance is just huffing while robin is legit crumbled on the ground like “im SORRYYYY 😭” and he is literally apologizing so many times

robin has reasons to justify why he got into a fight and he promises to never ever get into one again unless he needs to defend himself.

vance on the otherhand is like “sorry but no promises” and bruce is like “vance . 😐”

robin feels bad when he disappoints finney, even though finney tells him he’s saying this because he loves robin and doesnt want him getting hurt </3

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Bruce: Why did you never tell me?

Vance: It was a personal issue.

Bruce: You being in love with me kind of also involves me.

Vance classifies it as a personal issue because he had a lot of internalized homophobia 😞🙏