#cili-ai

[dangerouslyclassyhottub]

Nsfw: Ooo heres a thought. The ship decides to take a break and stop off at some planet. Most everyone gets off for a bit of R&R. At some point (be it planned or they forgot to grab something) Rodimus and Miniclash go back on board, head to the main deck, an empty main deck. Noting this Rodimus grabs Miniclash, sits down in the captains seat and places Miniclash in his lap. Miniclash then gets to ride his captain in the captains seat and be as loud as they want.

With all these ideas for Miniclash I might need to make the story several chapters long lol, because I want to do all of these XD

[lisianthe]

2. What’s next on your ‘to-read’ list? (Fan fiction or otherwise) and 6. What’s the last thing you read that made you laugh?

Fanfic: unpretty's Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts series. Technically a re-read, but it's open in a tab all ready to go, so. I don't read superhero comics (comics in general, mtmte/ll was obviously an exception) bc I am inevitably disappointed but miss unpretty ever delivers

Otherwise: Kushiel's Avatar (Chosen? The third in Phedre's trilogy) bc it is exactly everything I want out of an erotica-adjacent book...slow burn romance, evil women, plots and manipulations so delicate and thin but so important to the storyline......I re read the first book at LEAST once a month

Last thing I read that made me laugh, ah...is it narcissistic of me to say my own writing? (It's for your Rodimus Tries To One-Up TC fic. YES it exists I'm trying to aim for tmrw or Saturday to finally post chap 1. I get easily distracted.). If I'm not allowed to say myself, then it's an analysis on Christina Kiesel's role on Real Housewives of Vancouver as she comes to realize it's all been a terrible mistake and she will leave after the season finishes filming and that means she can torture her rival as much as she likes

[astro-b-o-y-d]

If I'm lucky, Mrs. Dilf Lover will rub her memes all over my posts.

I’ll rub my memes on everything

[dangerouslyclassyhottub]

Lol Percy sitting on brainstorms lap? Nice 🙌💗💯 Though you got me thinking strictly bc it could lead to a funny scenario, you wrote in your drafts that thunders got turned Mimi by a Ray right? Like by an invention Percy or brainstorm could make? What if Perceptor got hit too? And he’s just, working really hard to fix it so he can get back to normal size and keeps updating miniclash on his progress? Miniclash meanwhile is conflicted bc yeah of course he wants to go back but (½)

He’s also kinda enjoying himself? Like, a couple more cycles wouldn’t hurt. 👀💦 it’s also give each other to talk to and provide a lot of comic releaf to the event. Maybe at some point thunders is kinda fed up with being small because something happened or he needs his strength for something so he goes to check in with Percy but Percy is finally taking it easy and starting to relax and just- idk could be fun imo 2/2

This just made me think that one day Thunderclash calls Percy to see if he’s found a way to reverse it and he just hears moaning in the background as Perceptor didn’t realize he was answering and he’s in the middle of some ‘relaxation’ time with Brainstorm.

@dildo-swaggins-t-baggins

@cili-ai

(Sorry this took so long I really had to take a break DX)

[dangerouslyclassyhottub]

Thunders wasnt expecting Rodimus to wear it out in public and flushes a bit when he gets on deck and makes eye contact with driff- he can tell that Rodimus showed/told his amika what it said. He bluescreens for a moment when hes asked exactly what rodimus did to receive an award for "skillful long endurance at top performance".

Thunderclash cannot bring himself to answer but luckily Rodimus gets them all to back off and get back to their jobs while throwing Thunders a saucy wink lmao

[dangerouslyclassyhottub]

Pftttttt- miniclash liking being held but being embarrassed is so cute and such a vibe 💕💕💕👌 imagine: miniclash finding it embarrassing when rodimus just picks him up for no otherreason ghen to pick him up in public, but miniclash really wants to be held bc wow its kinda nice so he keeps making increasingly less believable reasons to be picked up. His main one is "i dont know where i am / ive never seen it from this angel, could you lift me for a moment rods?" Then doesn't ask to be put down.

Thunderclash: *is sitting contentedly in his bf’s arms*

Tailgate: *also doing the same* 

Swerve: *to himself* god I wish that were me...

[dangerouslyclassyhottub]

1/2 Yooo are we talking about MiniClash over here? *v* Dildo and I were talking about him before and just wanted to share some of my personal favourites that came up: 1. Thunders being surprised and reeeeally enjoying what it feels like to be so encapsulated when hugged. He tries to make the excuse to hug others (mainly rodimus) as much as possible. 1.5 He genuinely enjoys sitting in Rodimus' and his friends lap, mainly again because they can wrap their arms around him.

2/2 NSFW: 2 Thunders has never ridden Rodimus before out of fear of their weight difference and gets really excited when he notices his can try that out now. He's had other partners do it with him and they seem to have a great time and he really wants to give it a shot. Rodimus isn't going to stop him or complain. 3 Rodimus is able to hold Thunders hips/body and prevent him from moving squirming while he slowly thrust in and out.

All these miniclash headcanons are spoiling me lmao. I love the thought that Thunders is just a teddy bear after he becomes small. I mean he’s always been a teddy bear but now his stature matches it XD And Thunderclash asking everyone for hugs just makes my heart melt

[dangerouslyclassyhottub]

Drift, Ratchet, Rodimus, and Thunderclash, but you get to kiss two now.

Oh man that’s hard DX

Kiss: Thunderclash, Rodimus

Kin: Ratchet (because we both need a goddamn nap lol)

Kill: Drift (I’m sorry Q.Q)