#incorrect bucky barnes

[incorrectmarvels]

Bucky: Alright. Time for a new team bonding exercise. We’re going to put everything we love into this box.

Yelena: Can I put Bob in the box?

Bucky: No.

Ava: Can I put Bob in the box?

Bucky: No.

Alexei: Can I put Bob in the box?

Bucky: No.

Walker: Can I—

Bucky: No one can put Bob in the box!

[vyynn]

Peter: I have a question-

Bucky: die.

Peter: Oh! That answers my question, thank you!

Bucky: ....was he going to ask me if he should die or not.

Tony: Based on past experiences, very likely.

Bucky, panicking: PETER! COME BACK-

[hurtspideyparker]

Bucky: I call my boyfriend Bambi, he think it is because he is cute with his brown eyes

Tony: (⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)

Bucky: Little does he know, it is because I shot his mother with a rifle

Steve: (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠;)

[buck-buck-buckaroo]

Y/N: *Banging pen on the table in frustration*

Bucky: Would you stop that? How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Y/N: I-

Y/N: I don’t know the correct way to respond to that question…

Masterlist

[ynxbucky]

Bucky: *talking and having an important conversation again*

Y/N: *walks by and kisses his cheek with no context without stopping and continues on your way*

Bucky:

Sam:

Sam: Y/N! You broke him! Get back here I don’t want to deal with him

Sam:

Sam: are you blushing??

Bucky, much too fast: NO

[randomstuffjustrandom]

Surrounded by Assassins

Steve, being righteous or smth: If you kill a killer, the total number of killers remain the same.

Bucky, mouth full of cereal: Kill 2.

Clint, coming out of the vents: Not if you were already a killer.

Natasha, bored: Then just kill yourself.

Bonus:

Steve, face palms: oh my god! That’s not the point.

Tony, nonchalant: What did you expect? You’re surrounded by assassins.

[spiderblog-mcu]

[in wakanda]

Bucky: finally, a vacation.

Peter: Hi Mr. Barnes! You visit here to?

Bucky: oh for the love of-

[1luna1lovegood1]

Peter: *does something stupid*

Bucky : ( who dare dared him to do said stupid thing ) what an absolute fucking idiot

Tony: ( came into the room as Peter started do the dare) I can't believe I'd die for him