#cin's asks

[c1nnast1x]

thorin with goldsickness/dragon sickness but instead of all the treasure in the lonely mountains, he is clinging to Bilbo growling and threatening anyone who comes near him because he's finer than any jewel there...

or smth

i immediately thought of this meme LMAO

[sheerxfiction]

Do you like the smell of gasoline😟😟???

i didn't believe this was on there until i combed thru it frantically LMAOOO

it's a very hard no LOL I am not a fume enjoyer-

[head-empty-only-sunshine]

oh wrong emoji sorry here this ❤️‍🔥

That's alright! Lemme just-

Collects all my anons in a little basket

M i n e

[c1nnast1x]

OOOO

If in modern society, what jobs do u think thorins company would have?

(sorry this took so long to answer i did a lot of thinking on this!!)

modern!au thorin's company jobs would be...

bifur: mall santa.

bofur: guidance counselor!

bombur: i could see him owning a little b&b or something

nori: hairdresser. just look at that man's hair...

dori: head chef of a fancy kitchen and he does NOT play around

ori: manager at a crafts store

gloin: he'd be a stay at home dad!

oin: door-to-door sale

dwalin: career military man

balin: tenured professor at a respected university

fili: maybe local politics! like a town councilman!

kili: little league coach for like, 7 year old girls and he takes it extremely seriously

thorin: i know most people would say blacksmith, but i think he would be professional musician

bilbo: he would be a travel blogger, and write reviews for places

[c1nnast1x]

give me 10 reasons I should give akotsk a chance and I will think about it

only ten reasons? (i'll just do the show!)

1. the show is really well casted with fantastic acting

2. lots of lovely shippable characters

3. the season runtime is only about three hrs so it's easy to watch

4. the main character is someone you really root for-- he is a genuinely good person in a world that usually follow stores about power and corruption

5. the set design, costuming, etc is all so fantastic, like they hired metalworkers to make the swords and armoire and stuff

6. westeros is a fantastic fantasy universe and worth getting into if you're a fan of the genre

7. dunk and egg have a really wholesome dynamic, they are a duo worth getting to know

8. it's a really good mix of drama and comedy, it's much less gritty than GOT or HoTD

9. the storytelling is really great, the way dunk's story is paced is very edge-of-your-seat, and there's just enough backstory to make all the characters in the show compelling

10. ser arlan dong

[c1nnast1x]

James keeps sending me voice messages and it's all your fault 😭

he sent me them when reading the book but he was way worse watching the show (he finished the show)

and then he spent ages complaining about how the creator might not even finish it and how is pissed him off

i have no idea what he's on about but I listened anyway

WHO TF IS RAYMOND CINNA AND WHY DOES JAMES SHIP HIM WITH DUNK

(also wtf is his name called dunk)

please watch the show oh my god PLEASE it's so peak

he is respectable af for shipping raymun and dunk but i personally love dunk and lyonel :3

[c1nnast1x]

this is my sleepy kitty sweet tea :)

[c1nnast1x]

who would win in a fight

your favourite character from game of thrones or your favourite character from the Hobbit

listen i love the hobbit, and thorin oakenshield is certainly one tough motherfucker, but brienne of tarth is absolutely decking him in this fight

she's got like two feet on him and fights with the rage of many women... she would win in two minutes flat and thorin would respect the hell out of her for it, then ask her to teach him