Another elimination game on the TOG femslash discord, this time with chaos (crack/AU/otherwise fun) headcanons!
Post-canon headcanons
Andy, Nile, Quỳnh play roller derby - @lilolilyrae – 10th place in the game!
Roller Derby: In order to keep their cover, Andy and Quỳnh have to fake injuries. The rest of the guard sit in the audience and hold up number signs to rate their acting - @jackwolfskid – 4th place in the game!
Quỳnh gets really into fashion from the eras she missed and will wear some of them to the grocery store - @thatmartiangirl
One of Andy and Quỳnh’s favourite activities together is to compare the maps of the world that they came up with, in their heads or otherwise, to newer maps created today and mark the changes and mock the inaccuracies in modern maps. - @shatterthefragments
Andy is a really skilled sword swallower and Continues to do it while mortal despite everyone's anxiety about it - @waxwingsfail
Nile learns to juggle with swords and torches - @lilolilyrae
Andy and Quỳnh like inventing and confusing history facts just to tease Nile about them - @cryhardanddanceharder – 7th place in the game!
Quỳnh is an avid watcher of vine compilations and her favourite is the ‘road work’ one - @al-kaysani
Nile is a good cook but will sometimes come up with the most atrocious food combos like pickles and honey (she always offers to share but she’ll rarely get takers) - @al-kaysani
Quỳnh re-learns to swim and lose her fear of drowning using water wings - @lilolilyrae
Andy and Quỳnh make Nile believe Andy had a pet saber-toothed cat and other extinct animals - @thirst-teenth
Nile uses the old weapons the guard has hoarded for cosplay - @cinnamonplums
Nile teaches Quỳnh and Andy modern dance moves. Quỳnh is very good. Andy is not. – @mythologeekwriter
Nile likes hiding behind doors to scare the older immortals when they pass by - @cryhardanddanceharder
While travelling as an immortal, Nile keeps a blog where she rates public bathroom, service station, road rest area, etc... she uses on her travels. She has a complex rating system and hundreds of fans that follow her. She's very proud of that blog - @salzundhonig
Nile gets Quỳnh on board with the idea to actually start a band and then they convince the others - @daniwouldnever – 8th place in the game!
the TOG band won Eurovision - @lilolilyrae
the immortals went to Eurovision on a mission and won despite trying not to so they wouldn’t get so much attention - @lilolilyrae – 6th place in the game!
Nile somehow gets a safe house in Antarctica where she goes to spend time with penguins to relax - @daniwouldnever
Quỳnh loves hot air balloons and hang gliders cause she gets to be totally free in the sky unlike planes - @waxwingsfail
Quỳnh once dyed her hair different neon colours - @lilolilyrae
Nile has secret social media accounts like tumblr without personal info on them so she won't have to delete them when she switches legal ID... but Copley and/or Booker usually find them sooner or later and make her delete - @lilolilyrae
Andy has a social media account dedicated to her adventures rescuing animals generally large dangerous ones. Most of her followers are lesbians and bisexuals simping for the muscular caring beanpole - @waxwingsfail
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