#incorrect centaurworld

[incorrectcentaurworld]

Glitter Cats: Don’t worry, Splendib likes your butt and your fancy hair. We know, we read his diary.

Zulius: He thinks it’s fancy?

[shimmeringdungeon]

Phillip "Stableton" Bonecrunch: *Exists*

Durpelton: A baby!!

Phillip: Sir. I am 43 years old.

Durpelton: *hugs* And you're Babey!

Phillip: ...OK, yeah sure. *hugs back*

[comic-based-incorrect-quotes]

Ched: We can't just attach a rope to the switch and, like, pull on it from a mile away? Maybe while enjoying a light snack?

Wammawink: The switch has sensors. It will read whether a person is touching it or not.

Zulius: Does it have to be a live person?

Ched: Seriously?

Horse: No, Zulius is right. If we attach a body to the switch...

Ched: Where are we going to get a body in four minutes?

Glendale: I can get a body in four minutes.

Ched: This is some pretty morbid brainstorming.

[carmen-sandal-eggos]

Durpleton: Why does Wammawink call you babygirl?

Horse: How about we stop talking for a little while.

[incorrectcentaurworld]

Zulius, getting over Splendib: It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Durpleton: ... Once my father forgot me in a parking lot.

[incorrectcentaurworld]

Horse: "They'll never find the body" is a boring threat. Threaten that they'll never stop finding the body.

Becky Apples: They'll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You'll be alive for at least two of them.

Waterbaby: Y'all are fucking terrifying.

[incorrectcentaurworld]

Little Durpleton: You're not my real mom.

Wammawink: I am.

Wammawink: And I’m very proud of you.

Little Durpleton: Wow, you really aren’t my mom!

[incorrectcentaurworld]

Ched: When I was younger I had a crush on a boy and didn’t know how to deal with it so I wrote him a letter that just said “get out of my herd”

Zulius: …THAT WAS YOU?!