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Could you please point me to the "Ford as a circle joke doodles" please?????

let's see... i think this was the first one, and then we have some follow up here, here, here and here!

Enjoy!

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The funny thing about circle ford (yeah hi it’s me again) that he’s an anti-god scientist. Like not even atheist he’s against the idea of a god, but in this circumstance he literally fits every definition of a god.

Shapes: It’s The Circle! You are our god!

Ford: Oh no no no, I’m just a scientist! I can travel through Up to go anywhere, see anything, and do whatever I want. Also I’m here to kill one of you that I know is evil to save your entire existence from a fiery demise.

Shapes: Our omnipotent, omnipresent, all-knowing, all-powerful circle god from Above has come to judge us and exact righteous punishment upon the sinners and save us!

Ford: Shit

Bill: does this make me your virgin sacrifice?

Ford, so horny he can’t move: yes

This is very very funny and 2. There is uh. Well. Some of this dialogue is technically canon in future comics

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Circle Ford coming back up and the current place in the story just makes me think how much more insane Euclid and Scalene’s reactions would be

Instead of "oh no he’s going to be a rich guy’s secret plaything isn’t he" it’s probably on the same level of hysteria as Ancient Greek parents noticing Zeus or Apollo getting a little too interested in their son or daughter because that almost always ends badly for the mortal party involved but also what can you really do

oh man don't even get me started- @clownjacket and I have a whole entire "au of an au" going on in discord revolving (ha) around the "what if Ford was a circle" idea and how it would change everything SO dramatically

but yes poor Scalene and Euclid, if they had hair it would be going extra grey from the sheer stress of the situation.

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Saw people in the comments talking about Circle Ford. I’d love to hear what that would have been like!

I think it would go one of two ways

Ford shows up, instantly disintegrates Bill, goes home without any further developments

Imagine you are Bill- blind, socially outcast for your deformity and your "insane" theories, frankly stopped believing in any kind of deity long ago, dead-end miserable factory job, no friends or prospects and then one day for no discernible reason The Once and Future King Arthur appears and starts following you around yelling unhinged shit at you in a fucking stadium loudspeaker voice. And at first you have no idea that it's The Once and Future King Arthur because you can't see him so you don't pick up on the glow or the sort of demigod-aura or how massive this dude is, he's just very loud and very strange and you probably sort of assume you are hallucinating (again) so you go about your day, possibly occasionally yelling something rude back at the big loud hallucination, until some brave trembling soul finally approaches you and informs you that A: everyone else can see/hear it too and B: the loud weird guy is Arthur King of the Britons and he's ten feet tall and glowing and probably wielding a flaming sword or something idk. And then you pass out. And then Arthur King of the Britons the Once and Future King sort of dithers over your unconscious body and won't let anyone else near you because he has to be the one to kill you (which he could do at literally any second) but he has some inscrutable reasons for not doing so (yet!!) And this continues for a while and people are bringing offerings for King Arthur and forming new religious sects around him and begging him to take over the kingdom and rule the land or maybe bring about the apocalypse but he's utterly utterly uninterested in any of that shit he just wants to follow you to your stupid factory job and insist that you know each other and occasionally ask really odd cultural and biological questions and if you didn't know any better you'd think The Once and Future King Arthur might be trying to fuck you a little bit.

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Hi Snewts, I have a question about shape circles and wanted to know the height of the shape circles. Are they really that big? If so, could you draw a representation of what they would look like? If you want, of course. Sorry for bothering you!

not a bother! I think if a circle were to show up they would be large-ish but not like... insanely so. I picture it a bit like some of the humanoid bosses in FromSoftware games (if that makes any sense lmao) where there's a range of sizes but generally they're bigger than most shapes