#lobosforeveranever

[snewts]

Guys, wake up, Alex pulled an ad for another book 😭 (i'm going insane trying to solve some codes)

I'm so fucking excited I'm so ready yes yesssss everyone start codebreaking NOW

[baconcolacan]

So...do you like coffee? as you like? Tord put a new coffee pot at the end?

[snewts]

Okay, for some reason I think about this a lot, but imagine if the Axolotl had shaped Ford into a circle? If I were Bill, I'd shit myself right there, move apartments, and change my name. 😭😭😭

But how many things would change if Ford had a circular shape?

this was too good an idea not to draw

[snewts]

Hi Snewts, I have a question about shape circles and wanted to know the height of the shape circles. Are they really that big? If so, could you draw a representation of what they would look like? If you want, of course. Sorry for bothering you!

not a bother! I think if a circle were to show up they would be large-ish but not like... insanely so. I picture it a bit like some of the humanoid bosses in FromSoftware games (if that makes any sense lmao) where there's a range of sizes but generally they're bigger than most shapes

[snewts]

It's the same thing JAJAJAJ

I was about to answer "he's really going through it" but then stopped myself because. He is literally putting HIMSELF THROUGH IT

FORD!!

[snewts]

I have a question

Is it inappropriate to watch another figure bathing? I mean, they don't have clothes to cover up, but bathing also sounds very intimate.

And although he was startled by Ford's appearance, he didn't seem very upset in the following scenes (although it could also be because he's already mated with him).

Pd: I'm glad your knee surgery went well and you're already recovering! ^^

given how borderline-Victorian Euclydian society is, I think watching someone else bathe would still be seen as intimate, but not quite as scandalous as it would be on Earth. Watching somebody crank it while they bathe, however, is still VERY INTIMATE and (if they don't know they're being watched) VERY INAPPROPRIATE

Bill's not upset because 1. he has bigger priorities and 2. he's a Freak like that

Thanks! I'm glad it went well too; I start PT soon and I can't wait to be up and mobile enough to do some gardening!

[snewts]

Can Clifford bend? Like, someone grabs him and bends him, and he can accidentally snap in half? (That's a scientific question, not because I want to kill him or anything. No, that's definitely not it.)

hmmmm! interesting question... I think he could probably bend a bit before he snapped, but it would require him to be peeled off of the surface of Euclydia, and who knows how badly that would go... >:)

[snewts]

Hello! How are you? I hope you're well ^^ My friend and I have some questions and wanted to know if you could answer them:

- Do rights exist in Euclidean culture? There is criminal law, but it seems very corrupt and unfair. What types of rights do Euclidean figures have? Are they all equal, or do each form have different rights?

- Are there methods of contraception in Euclidean culture? If so, what are they like? Because if I remember correctly, when figures mate, they have children, and I can't remember if there's any way to prevent it.

- Do Euclidean figures have a gestation period? Or do babies only come out after a while of mating? How long would the gestation period be?

Take care! ^^

ooh fun questions... let's see...

Rights do exist, but they are very much in-line with the sort of Victorian vibe; the system is heavily slanted in favor of higher polygons, judges can be bought and lower shapes have very little recourse for seeking justice

I haven't thought much about contraceptives, but I'm sure they exist- maybe a sort of inserted device like a coil, or a thin barrier (although that makes me picture a sort of full-body condom which is a bit too silly). I also think the fertility rate of Euclydians is not necessarily as high as a lot of humans, so there's generally a slightly lower chance of pregnancy

I think they do have a gestation period rather than instant birth; because there is always a chance of the baby being born irregular, parents tend to keep pregnancies on the quiet until after the birth and measurements