problem: i want a circular sock machine
solution: buy one online from dean and bean or used antique one on ebay
problem: dean and bean were hit by the hurricane making their production time about 18 weeks and the antique ones are out of my budget
solution: use the free 3d print files to make one
problem: because i graduated college, i do not have access to the only 3d printers in my whole city (my local library is currently building its creation station but it will not be done for years)
solution: force boyfriend who is enrolled in classes to submit request for me
problem: he might not want to
solution: wait until i go home and use my local hometown library to print out the files for the sock knitting machine
problem: i am literally only ever home for the holidays and the print time for each file (though relatively cheap in filament) takes a long time as it requires 100% fill
solution: buy a 3d printing machine
problem: now i am buying a machine in order to create a machine. boyfriend already thinks my regular circular knitting machine, my flat panel knitting machine, my various knitting looms, my sewing machine, my serger, my cricut, and my printer take up too much room (half of my closet is dedicated just to holding this stuff and my desk is so small that i can only fit 1 machine on it at a time and my flat panel knitting machine is still too big to fit on it alone)
solution: don’t tell my boyfriend. my closet is mine and the demons i hide in it belong to me
problem: we move in together around august and will most likely have to start sharing a closet
solution: make him keep all of his stuff in the office
problem: i have way more stuff than him. it would be nice if i could just have the whole office as a workspace for crafting and he could put his stuff in the closet
solution: banish him to the closet
problem: he works from home and needs an office
solution: i make soooo much money off of printing sock machines and making socks that he can retire at 24 years old
problem: solved!
