Had a dream that tumblr added a "kisses" feature. It was the same as likes (❤️) and likes still existed, but there was also a 💋-shaped button, and you could both like and kiss a post.

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Had a dream that tumblr added a "kisses" feature. It was the same as likes (❤️) and likes still existed, but there was also a 💋-shaped button, and you could both like and kiss a post.
"You can't play an eleven-minute song at your wedding! 😡😡🤬💢"
Bitch fucking watch me‼️‼️😁🖕🖤🦇⚰️🌨️
do you put salt on your fruit
yes! yummy!!
no???
I don't like fruit (😟)
How common is this. I grew up occasionally salting my apple slices to bring out the flavour (and because I was and still am a salt fiend) and have also recently come around to putting salt on watermelon slices. My grandmother loves slices of tomato with salt on them.
I love evil/mean/off-putting/etc characters because ik they'd never judge me, "oh you feel like an outcast freak too? 🤝🤝 My man"
The Barbie poster maker is still online so you know what I had to do
i love how my feelings toward the 2000s grinch have evolved as i've gotten older
when i was really young i remember it being kind of scary, likely due to the heavy use of special effects makeup, then as an older kid it was kind of a fever dream movie that i watched almost every year but didn't really click with, and then as an adult who can understand all the jokes it's definitely one of my favourite holiday films
also makes me think about how misconstrued some of dr seuss' most important stories have become through adaptation. the lorax is about the dangers of capitalism and the importance of environmentalism, but it's now forever immortalized by the 2010s tumblr sexyman version of the once-ler. the grinch is also about capitalism and consumerism, and how the holidays shouldn't center around it, but now there's a fucking ad from walmart that has the grinch enjoying consumerism. (the one from a few years ago featuring the 2d grinch, haven't seen the walton goggins one from this year) the only story that's escaped this treatment that i can think of is sneetches, which is about discrimination and specifically antisemitism.
Credit to zcorpkin on tiktok
Genuinely might be my favourite Tomodachi clip I've seen so far, I'm just in awe of the accuracy; not just the pure canon vibes of the interaction, but Fry's voice, his hair, Bender's head being on model IT'S ALL SO GOOD
The phrase "tough titty" implies the existence of "weak ballsack"