#city problems

[wren-der]

Ugh there is some kind of FBI stand off going on a few blocks over and the circling helicopter is driving me batty... I really wish I wasn't sensitive to sound. I really don't want to put my earplugs in cause I'm trying to watch a show, but I can't tune it out.

[mathair-thiomanta]

Why they gotta train all the Arabic ladies how to drive in my neighborhood?

[aintgottaprayforme]

i want to go out for ice cream SO badly. like can someone please serve me a dessert

[hermitprivilege]

going outside be like

BANG BANG BANG BANG [construction noises] [yelling] Vroom Vroom Vrooooooommm CKCKCKCK “so then I was like” AhAHAHhahaHAhAhaHa [racist slur] Clack Clack Clack Clack [catcalling] [racist slur] “COME OVER HERE BITCH” ♪Ah Ah I Want You Baby♪ whirrrrr WAAAAAAAHHHHHH “Don't cry, Macklyn III, mommy is right here!” [construction noises] “HAVE YOU SEEN MY BIKE???” “no sir” “WELL FUCK YOU TOO!!!” *couple making out in the middle of the street* CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG [construction noi

[most-human-color]

For anyone here wondering what living in NYC is like: it's running into some beautiful, random street art and thinking, "I will never stop loving this place," then one block over running into an aggressive con artist who grabs your elbow and thinking, "why do I live here."

[temple-elder]

I love it when someone honks at me as a pedestrian for crossing the damn street. Like get out of your car and test me. I already missed my damn transfer, it's pouring down rain, and I've got nothing to lose.

Man to man. Get out your armored luxury carriage and fight me.

Fucking SWING!

[dedarising]

Hang it high.

[frisbs]

NYC rodents have no chill. 100% of squirrels and rats I’ve held sustained eye contact with have successfully intimidated me into fleeing.