On a reddit comment about a 10 year old (realtime) CIV II game where, "...in the year 3991 A.D Vikings will surprise attack. Often with nuclear weapons."
[–]fellonmyscissors: "The three remaining nations have been locked in an eternal death struggle for almost 2000 years. Peace seems to be impossible." But doesn't OP see? War is Peace.
[–]Lycerius[S]: My God. You're right. And freedom is slavery.
[–]MiracleBlue : We have always been at war with The Vikings.
[–]FUDGESICLES : Didn't you hear? We've never been at war with The Vikings, they've always been our ally in our struggle against The Americans!
[–]rabidbot : Didn't you hear? We've never been at war with The Americans, they've always been our ally in our struggle against The Vikings!
[–]jimsonphd : and the bullet feels good as it enters the skull
[–]Yugiah : It doesn't just feel good. It feels doubleplusgood.