#clairvoyance offical

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I'm starting an Officalverse picnic tag game

I had a vision this would go well

We're doing a picnic!

Reblog with what you're bringing and tag some people!

My vision told me to bring plums!

Y'all better bring something to this picnic

@death-offical @3beans-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @mothman-offical @time-offical @microwave-offical

I predict @/mothman-offical will bring the best food

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TODAY'S FREE VISION

NASA is going to announce a "send the first president to the moon" program and Trump is going to be so excited. However once they launch him he's going to "accidentally" go off course into the sun.

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@radiation-poisoning-offical @france-offical @henry-viii-offical @vespasian-offical

Hey long time no see guys!

Anyways I'm calling off the assassination

Turns out he's already dead apparently

Also I think @vespasian-offical has vanished

If I promised any of you a vacation home, I'm sorry you're not receiving it

You all can have free optical insurance for a month though

[clairvoyance-offical]

TODAY'S FREE VISION

Ketchup 🐟

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TODAYS FREE VISION

Snow, just a shit ton of snow. There's gonna be snow. A lot of it. Soon. Just pools worth of snow.

Brr I'm cold

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TODAYS FREE VISION

I see anarchy and chaos in the future of the officalverse. Prepare yourself

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TODAYS FREE VISION

The American Dollar will soon be replaced by shellfish

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TODAY'S FREE VISION

A spelling bee revival is coming this year