#clairvoyance-offical

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@radiation-poisoning-offical @france-offical @henry-viii-offical @vespasian-offical

Hey long time no see guys!

Anyways I'm calling off the assassination

Turns out he's already dead apparently

Also I think @vespasian-offical has vanished

If I promised any of you a vacation home, I'm sorry you're not receiving it

You all can have free optical insurance for a month though

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TODAY'S FREE VISION

Ketchup 🐟

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TODAYS FREE VISION

I see anarchy and chaos in the future of the officalverse. Prepare yourself

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TODAYS FREE VISION

The American Dollar will soon be replaced by shellfish

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TODAY'S FREE VISION

A spelling bee revival is coming this year

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ABOUT ME POST

Hi I'm the embodiment of clairvoyance

clairvoyance

/klâr-voi′əns/

noun

The supposed power to see objects or events that cannot be perceived by the senses.

Essentially I CAN SEE THE FUTURE

or actually I'm the ability to see the future but lets not think about that too much

ANYWAYS I CAN SEE THE FUTURE

I can and will give you a vision of the future

Currently I will distribute 10 visions a day for all of my customers valued persons

Please if you'd like a free vision do it through my ask box, not my messages.

I'm not open to religious debate, this is supposed to be a goofy blog

And if you're suicidal, please seek help. I'm a gimmick blog not a hotline.

FACTS ABOUT ME

My favorite color is green

She/her pronouns

I eat people who try to use my visions for evil things

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE

spoons

My favorite animal is horse

I like the x files

I'm the Head of Prophecies for the U.S.O.R. so don't mess with me, I have friends in high places

I'm a friend of @3beans-offical

You can call me Clair for short. BUT I PREFER CLAIRVOYANCE

IMPORTANT INFO

Trigger warning: This is almost entirely unreality stuff. If you avoid that stuff then avoid this blog. I will try my best to tag things appropriately

AND THATS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW

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TODAY'S FREE VISION

Jeff Bezos is going to explode in 2026

💥💥💥

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TODAYS FREE VISION!

Dolphins will be very popular in 2026

I like dolphins