a break from our typically scheduled hannigrammage for a fun little CLANNIGRAM ANALYSIS ‼️‼️
(not really an analysis mostly a brainrotpost but. whatever ??!!!) more under cut‼️
I love clannigram soooo so much ,
murder triad...... killstab three....
their relationship can be read as friends, enemies, family, OR lovers. vro they have ALL the dynamics,,,,,
clannibal in the books ends w them running off to cuba and being murder husband wife & having roaring awesome sex. Hannigram ends with them.... also running off but with considerably more murder. and presumably also awesome sex
.....so add Clarice or add Will, either way they could fit.
& clarigram would be SO INTERESTING bc they're both Will Grahams in a way, and they'd find comfort in finally finding someone else who UNDERSTANDS them and KNOWS them, just like one another. (& also someone else who hate-loves Hannibal like they do.)
meanwhile Hannibal like "art thou informing me that I hath TWO entire baddies? Dear God"
only thing I feel we'd need to figure out if we turn 'em into a fic is like,,,,, how to add Clarice if we're going TV mode and how to add Will if we're going book mode.
kidnapping is viable but a bit stockholm-y, and if Clarice is kidnapped then that shit gets Wattpad-y wayyyy tooo fast.
the common au seems to be "will and Hannibal r caught and Clarice interviews them and WHOOP DE DANG DOO guess what happens lololol. they all run off together" which is very very good imo
OHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHOHOHIHOH . I HAVE JUST THIUGHT OF.
ESTABLISHED CLARIWILL . ESTABLISHED CLARIWILL WHO WORKFOR THE FBI TOGETHER & ARE FREAKY ASHIT. AND THEY MEET HANNIBAL TOGETHER & HE IS HIS MANIPULATIVE ASS AS USUAL. AND THRY LOOK ST EACH OTHER N GO "r we cruising his ass?" "hell yeah." ‼️‼️‼️‼️
established clarigram being manipulated by and also in turn manipulating Hannibal... show canon but triad. mmm
oh n there's a reason we'd call it clannigram bc .... dude.....
Clarice NEEDS to Have a Piece of That Ass(x2). "oh but--" Nuhuh she pegs those boys until they CRY!!!!!! she helps Hanni deal with his control issues & she helps Will w all his mama issues n everything. all they issues. Healing Power of Good Strap. they get obliterated while holding hands and crying together. soft boys. she Wears The Pants in that household
Mama C (@blessedxsilence) trying her hand at her version of Papa H’s (@notdrhanniballecter @hannibal-lecter-says) famous picture of her, while Papa W (@greyhoundgraham) watches her ❤️💚
immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on - Clarice, and then she shimmies up next to Will until he is forced to dance a little too
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes - Clarice, but as a half asleep drunk demand on the rare occasion
sends the other unsolicited nudes - Clarice send Will nudes when he’s in the middle of an intense case and she’s not there to help him through it so she offers him an alternative diversion for his mind...and other things... >.>
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt - neither are big on bragging to blowing accomplishments out of proportion
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops - Clarice, she loves sweets, not that Will has ever complained
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit - neither really
killed the guy (also, which hid the body) - either, in the line of duty; if it was in self-defense no need to hid the body
wears the least clothing around the house - it’s a competition, both with walk around in their underwear in the house
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason - either one, their will usually suck the other in and it just snowballs into a big sentimental love fest
