#clarkkentkin

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This is so random but I just got hit with a WAVE of love for my bestest boy, so Krypto, if you're out there, I love you. I miss you. Know that I am throwing a tennis ball directly towards the moon for you to fetch 😊

Love ya bud,

Clark Kent aka Superman (DC Comics)

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good morning to lois lane, guys who clip their toenails at work, the gracefully bald, lex luthor, any maneating radioactive bois in the sewer, inmates of arkham asylum's east wing, people who press star to dial back, selena kyle's security deposit, lesbian mermaids, the concept of an enigma, mr. mxylkspt's stained socks, anybody who's kissed pamela ivy and lived, parasite's hulu subscription, harley quinn's favorite drive thru, the walking forest spirits, and the nagging feeling that you've left the stove on at home.

sincerely,

clark kent (#✴️💙🦸🏻)

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I can't take the Patrick Bateman memes seriously bc all I can think of is Bats and how pretty he is udksbxlsbw -Clark Kent

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I always feel worried/scared when I see other heroes wearing my symbol, especially the younger ones; because my enemies will wanna go after them and it would be my fault for making these people feel they need to put themselves in harm's way; I don't know what I'd do if any of them got hurt -Clark Kent (you know the other name probably)

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Forgive me in advance, but goodness gracious I will never ever /ever/ be over the fact that a straight-up child was given immense powers that were hard to control and expected to behave like an adult because of the powers that he didn't ask for??? And that him and his family were put in harm's way for something he (once again) did not ask for???? How could anyone burden the poor boy with those powers and have the gall to get mad when he doesn't know how to wield them? To knowingly and willingly do that to someone so young when he didn't have to have them... And don't get me wrong, he's an amazing young man and is very capable given the circumstances, but he shouldn't have to carry the weight of being to everyone's rescue when he's barely learning how to be his own person! I wouldn't want to put that kind of stress on anyone. I feel like I'm not really making much sense through this all... Anyways, Billy, know that I think you and your family did great things with what you were given, and that I hope you've gotten a chance to be relieved of that pressure in this time.

-Clark (#🗣️🫵)

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not me remembering that rudy had a full instead of a twin in his cell. im realizing that it's greater than three canons that we had this close friendship, almost more like a qpr really. i don't think it worked both ways, but when he would absorb energy from me then sometimes he'd get memories, thoughts or feelings? (and im also like. pointing at him You're A Headmate Otherwise How Do I Have All This Knowledge Of Your Personal Experience) we'd be two episodes of friends deep in the hangout and he'd start asking me about stuff from my day, like detailed questions about stuff that was upsetting me and i was avoiding talking about 😂

i also got some mems that are just downright hilarious, such as a rather vivid sequence of batman from a Super Hero Girls canon, where in the midst of fighting his rouge's gallery with bombs and incredible flips, he uh. he full stripped and started blowing kisses, and each and every one of his villains was like "😍 OMG it's Brucie Wayne!! we KNEW that wasn't the real Batman, someone just hired a stripper!"

like the cognitive dissonance. the utter denial. the acknowledgement that bruce would sell his time and appearances in bookings that may or may not resemble certain professions which may or may not be unlawful. the unparalleled memetic effect of Meeting Bruce Wayne. (the way that the penguin thought it was a literal stripper who happened to be a Bruce Wayne impersonator, despite seeing him throw bombs in full cowl moments prior)

only just now realizing that i didn't see what he stripped into because i was covering my entire face with both hands. like im sorry rudy i can't explain that also thanks for keeping all of our identities a secret LOL that's some serious Real One Behavior

lowkey wish i remembered what changed to make demasking the most tactical strategic choice, but also in that canon he was just kind of Like That

(also rudy it's okay that you snitched all of our identities to amanda waller that one time, props to the hella bargain, and she already knew almost all of that she just was waiting for something to confirm it 😂)

actually. i think ive put this on blast before but dude her job must have been so fucked. "amanda waller's briefcase underwear" doesn't do it justice, i realized. because it was six fucking pairs of underwear in different sizes, like as though she was bringing them for multiple folks. like??????? who was the XXXXXXXL pair for??? it was folded over like four times to be able to even fit into a briefcase. why was there an extra pair in the handle of the briefcase next to the pen taser?? who was the miniature pair for??? why didn't they have their own? was somebody's meta ability to induce defecation??????? why did she keep doubles of two standard sizes of underwear in her briefcase at all times??? was it for the pun??????? PLEASE I HAVE QUESTIONS 😭😭😭

- a reporter from the daily planet

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How come I've been trans in every single canon I can remember. Why can't I be cis for once?

-Transmasc Steve Rogers, and Transmasc Clark Kent.

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I miss my sons Jon and Conner 😭. I hope they're healthy and taking care of themselves because I can't make sure they're sleeping or patching themselves up after fighting villains. I wonder if Kon has cleaned his jacket or suit like he sometimes forgets, or if Jon remembered to wear his favourite shirt to his date with Jay.

I miss my boys 😭🥺

-"Embaressing" (if you ask my boys) father Clark Kent #🦸‍♂️❄️📝

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