#class quotes

[class-qoutes]

You look like someone who would write fan fiction.

[jasmine-curse-breaker-adlawa]

And the “Most Nurturing Teacher of the Year” Award goes to-

[coffeeandnotebooksandpens]

Classmate, who spent the class dicking around: Why did she finish her Japanese essay so fast?

Me, and intellectual, who also spent the class dicking around: Because I buckled down and got to work.

[ib-quotes]

I’m going to kill myself if we don’t finish the IO’s today!

—teacher

—IB english HLI

[wolffespider]

so a few days ago I found an old list of weird things people in my bell choir said, an I thought I’d share:

‘Are you a ballerina?’

‘I don’t even know when I come in I’m just like *ding* Oh Lord.’

‘I’M TALLER THAN NAPOLEON!’

‘Yay! The bell tree!’ (later) ‘I hate trees...’

‘Did you guys have a racist soccer game as well?’

*bass bells playing Stressed Out with no music*

*extremely fast Spanish* ‘uh-huh.’

*shaking bells* ‘aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA.’

‘Does this sound like an Amber Alert?’

‘I just started counting today after TWO YEARS.’

‘I’m the most depressed in our squad.’

*puts bells away in the middle of the song*

‘GIVE ME MY MAGICAL FAIRY WAND!’

‘WE DID NOT COME BACK FOR OUR BACKPACKS!”

‘JEREMY. THERE IS A FINGERPRINT ON THE INSIDE OF THIS BELL!’ ‘Well don’t look at me.’

‘My heel just fell off.’ ‘Stand on it.’ “There’s a nail.’

*in the middle of a song* ‘ALLY. Why do you always turn your bell sideways?’ ‘Well fix it when you take it.’ ‘WHAT IF I DON’T WANNA?’

‘Did you know that texting while driving kills six times more than drunk driving?’ ‘DON’T TEXT; DRINK!’ ‘no-’

‘Apparently I’m not honorable enough for the honor society.’

‘Is that blood on your shirt?’ ‘No... that’s ketchup.’ ‘From lunch?’ ‘Yeeessssss...’

[bardass]

Charlie: By the way Matteusz lives with us now.

Ms. Quill: Whatever!

Me: I wish I had a Space Aunt this chill.

[takemeawaytocamelot]

You'll have to Gandalf the shit outta that.

Doug Downs

Because sometimes these lines from class are too awesome to keep to myself.

[class-qoutes]

Is Barbie the second coming of Jesus?

Max