IB Strugglers

A list of things heard in my IB classes, because we all know IB is hell

[sweeterxfiction]

We’ve heard a ton about Minneapolis, but let’s not forget about Breonna Taylor’s home and their protestors. She was from Louisville, Kentucky. They’ve had 13 (as of now) nights of protests, which from what we know about cops, means a lot of arrested protestors.

Help them out by donating to the Louisville Community Bail Fund!

[ib-quotes]

Hi everyone,

I live in Louisville, it’s been my home my whole life and I’ve been at these protests. We need help!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE donate! Our curfew due to protests has been lifted, but things are still happening every day. We’re protesting the murders of Breonna Taylor and David McAtee, inhabiting the parks and streets every day. Our mayor isn’t doing what he needs to, please help our protestors!!!

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teacher: what was america like under jfk?

me: racist.

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student: this is a seminal moment. My son just died.

—IB History HLI

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hey everyone!! it’s been a while.

so, i’m officially graduated from high school!! ahaha..,fuck.

i’ll be majoring in theatre performance this year, and i’m undecided on my second major atm.

the main reason i’m posting this is bc im wondering what to do with this account. i’m not in ib anymore (thank FUCK) so i cant post “in quotes,” so what else would you like to see on this page? or should i just retire it? please let me know!!

hope you’re all staying healthy, and remember black lives matter!! pls donate/protest if you can, ive been protesting and it’s so worth it

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here’s the infamous ib spanish hlii class you’ve heard about for so long!! guess which one i am ;)

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my friend, leaning over to me: i wish we were high in the parking lot of a holiday inn

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hey there everyone!!

idk if any of you are interested, but i made a discord group for positivity. you can rant about your problems, talk about mental health, ib, etc.

if you want to join, go to https://discord.gg/YXaYPgf !! and feel free to share with friends!

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we’re in class, after writing a nice comment about each student.

teacher: okay bella, what do you think the person wrote about you?

student: i don’t know, probably hit lists

teacher: ...“she makes the best hit lists”

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student: i want to be secretary of state

teacher: ...why?

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my senior year starts wednesday!!

...how

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here comes senior year

holy shit that’s scary.

i finally got my schedule for my senior classes, and i start school on august 14...why did summer go by so quickly?

im going to include my schedule for both semesters of my senior year so you all get an idea of what to expect next year!!

should i include stuff about college on here? i’ve been visiting colleges and preparing for auditions, and let me tell you— it’s scary. and weird. but exciting!!

BOTH:

IB english HLII

IB spanish HLII

IB history HLII

theology iv

precal

SEM 1 ONLY:

psychology

digital design

SEM 2 ONLY:

intro to acting

forensic science

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I GOT A 7 ON MY IB MUSIC EXAM HOLY SHIT

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

[donguata]

[little-klng]

to be fair, at a school dance when i was in school, a kid i knew had completely memorized the choreography to the gangnam style music video and the rest of us yell-sang what does the fox say noises at her while she did it.. so like, not much different. same soil different pot

[letdammeksayfuck-deactivated202]

if cotton eye’d joe came on everyone would make the neatest fuckign lines and do the dance in sync. it was like a cult. but hell yeah it was fun as shit

[hobgoblinhero]

Freeze!

Everybody clap your hands!!!

[the-sapphic-raven]

we really are the product of our generations

[l0calcrypt1ds]

Oh, man. Imagine: it’s the end of the year. The choir program is having their own formal, at a nice country club. Suddenly, the speakers blare a familiar sound. Every nerd in the room (see: most of the students) leaps to their feet. It’s Footloose. We all know the dance. Every move.

[ib-quotes]

at my school, the theatre has the tradition of doing the footloose dance before every show!! we always teach the freshmen the dance and use it and come on eileen as body warmups

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the classroom is 100% silent, everyone is working.

student 1: agent oso.

student 2: ...what?

student 1: what was that? what’s agent oso?

student 2: it’s a kids show about a panda secret agent, special agent oso

student 3: no, he’s a bear, not a panda.

student 1: are you sure?

student 2: oh yeah, oso is bear in spanish!

teacher: i am literally begging you, please just do your work

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my english teacher’s most used phrase is “i’m going to kill myself”. i don’t know if i should be concerned or if she’s just trying to relate to the kids,,,,

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student: wait, so did Santiago take her virginity or do these twins just really want to fucking merk an innocent guy?

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yo my school literally be ranked #1 in the country for IB but literally have the worst subject selection. we only have three humanities available and only have music for arts. smh.

as a music kid i say hell yeah to that but only three humanities sucks!