Class Quotes

Just some weird-ass stuff some people have said in our own school

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do you pee pee poo pooO? like eveery day??

I feel like whoever asked this would bite and hiss at me in the hallway

-T

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one time i was talking with my english teacher and she asked me what my dad did for a living and my brain did a factory reset so i blanked out. instead of just telling her i forgot like a normal human being i panicked and said "oh i forgot what he does exactly, but he works in a warehouse late at night" and she asked me "[last name], is your at-home life okay?"

I love how english teachers constantly try to therapize students. Also reminds me of the time my english teacher yelled in front of the whole class " *My first name* you need go to therapy I think it will do you good and it's not your fault your mom's an alcoholic."

-T

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I once heard a passing kid in the hall say, "Well, at least I HAVE eyebrows" in a passive aggressive tone to his friend. I never got context.

STOP this is my new favorite insult its so aggressive for no reason and I love it. Would prob cry if anyone said that to me

-T

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One time, my friend and i were talking and she went "oh shit, its a school bathroom oŕğý", it was not.

AHHH NO ORGY SHOULD HAPPEN IN a school bathroom they would get tetis or some shit. The real question is would she have joined the orgy? Fun fact last year in the women's bathroom on my floor in my college dorm there was an 8 person orgy:)

-T

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this one was from last year and i give my neighbour the credit for passing me with the information:

“Why does it smell like wet macaroni and cheese in here?”

— an eighth grader i don’t know in the bathroom stall

this begs the question, why do they think mac and cheese is a dry food?

-parker

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This one time, there was a dead fly in the window sill and my friend just went "I'll eat that for 30 bucks" and we agreed and he shoved it into his mouth just as the teacher came and he couldn't spit it out nor could he swallow it, so had to sit there for 5 entire minutes with a dead fly in his mouth while the rest of the class silently died of laughter. Said friend also drank iodine to prove there was starch in saliva in the same day and his mouth was stained purple for the rest of the day.

this seems like something that could make you very sick, and i hope this dude is like, still alive. Drinking iodine seems like something that will put you out of commission

-parker

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"You need to keep a good balance of salt and water in your body to stay hydrated." "so what im hearing is. drink salt water"

DON'T DRINK SALTWATER. YOUR KIDNEYS CANT HANDLE IT

-parker

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In the cafeteria at our old school (graduated now), milks are in a plastic crate and you're not supposed to grab more than one milk. This is important, because I grabbed a full crate, about three gallons of milk, and just left with it. Once I sat down, i was immediately asked about the milks. "Hey, Jane, aren't you lactose intolerant? Why would you grabs a crate of milk? Also just why?" To which I immediately responded "I will kill your god and fill his bones with milk"

as someone who is lactose intolerant as well, this is on brand. milk is good for your bones tho

-parker

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One of my friends is quoted as saying “these are ~family heirloom~ brain cells” and I just think you should know

ooooh, some delicious delicious predisposition genes

-parker

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Do you think Saw kins Hatsune Miku?

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I look at Sapnap more than I look at Snapmap.

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You look like someone who would write fan fiction.

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Is Barbie the second coming of Jesus?

Max

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I thought a friend messaged me, but Jack Manifold just went live.

Max

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*takes sip of tea*

“It’s a little dish soapy but no bad”

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One of the boys in my English class asked to use the bathroom, he comes back not even a minute later slamming open the door, and shouts "Someone's taken the door off the big stall again!" We had been in school for two months and this is was the third time the stall door had been ripped from its hinges. Nobody knows where the doors are and this happened last year

okay, i know its not hard to unscrew the doors off, but how does one take the door down, carry it away quietly and quickly, without a n y o n e  seeing them? thats some oceans 11 shit right there

-parker

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*accidentally unmutes* "so obviously then we stopped making out and-" "katherine we don't want to hear about you making out"

making out? in a panorama? hope katherine is social distancing

-parker