#ib struggles

[commiepoetartist]

people who don't have ibs: "hahaha! you have ibs!! poop problems!!! lololololol!!!!!"

me, curled up in the fetal position silently begging god to just let me die rather than suffer one more second of excruciating stomach aches: "ha....... yeah.............. so funny."

[yournicelocalwitch]

Spanish phrases every traveller should know

Regardless of your motivations to learn spanish, it's always better to be safe than sorry. So here are 10 common phrases that you should know if you ever get lost or feel sick in in any spanish speaking country.

Necesito = I need

Me perdí = I got lost

¿Me puede ayudar (con direcciones/a hacer una llamada/a escribir/a traducir)? = Can you help me (with an adress or location/make a call/write/translate)?

¿Dónde queda el/la (lugar)? = Where is the (place)?

¿Cómo llego a/al (lugar)? = How do I get to (place)?

¿Qué bus/tren me lleva a (lugar)? =Which bus takes me to (place)?

¿Habla íngles? = do you speak english?

¿Cuanto cuesta? = How much is it? 

Me siento enferma = I feel sick

Soy alérgico/alérgica a (los mariscos/las nueces/el maní/la piña/colorantes/penicilina/ibuprofeno/paracetamol/morfina/anestesia/gluten/lactosa/latex) = I’m allergic to seafood/nuts/peanuts/pineapple/food coloring/penicillin/ibuprofen/paracetamol/morphine/anesthesia/gluthen/lactose/latex

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[captain-of-the-historicfuture]

So... What I’m understanding is.........

Good ToK students...

...are murderers?

[disabledprincesses]

"You can just take the stuff you cant eat out of it"

Waiter: hello how can I help you?

Me: can I have a salad with no chicken breast, no cheese, no dressing, no croutons, just nothing with gluten, and no onions?

Waiter: uh...so just lettuce, and carrots?

Me: and then I'd like a single potato, I cant have it fried, so just cook it without butter and no cheese or bacon or anything on it. Just boil a whole ass potato.

Waiter: *sweats nervously* uh..ma-ma'am

Me: also can I have a drink that isn't pop/soda, juice based, alcoholic, coffee, tea, or water? My stomach is upset and if I have water I will throw up. Oh and it can't have dairy either.

Waiter: *signally for the manager*

Me: Lastly, I'd like a hamburger with no condiments, no bread, especially no breading on the meat, and-

Waiter: ma'am. So if I'm correct, you would like a bowl of lettuce and carrots, a boiled potato with nothing on it, a drink that, frankly doesn't exist, and just hamburger meat??

Me: ....would you like a doctors note?

[germanicandhispanic]

look, the IB is hell alright?

[ib-quotes]

student: this is a seminal moment. My son just died.

—IB History HLI

[karenvc03]

[myprocrastinationworld]

2:30 PM Saturday

Maths final on Monday so the weekend couldn't be more packed with maths revision. Probably the last time in my life studying this subject and it sounds too surreal to believe it.