Apr 16, 2020
Student: I had to go outside and feed the chickens.
Teacher: Wait, why?
Student: The chickens don't feed themselves, dude.
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Student: I had to go outside and feed the chickens.
Teacher: Wait, why?
Student: The chickens don't feed themselves, dude.
I feel like it's the Soviet famine of 1932, cause I'm like, really hungry.
I hate the Great Gatsby. It's just white people and Nick being a simp for Gatsby.
Student 1: Are you wearing a backpack right now?
Student 2: Like, as a shirt?
I would like to go on record that he is a bitch.
It's Minecraft, not interior design craft.
I gotta Extreme Connect the Dots with my essay right now.
Parker
I imagine he's at a LOW if he baths with his dog.