Omgoodness Mel! Cat just reminded me about your bedtime stories in her fic recs and I can't believe I had forgotten about them! Can you queue one up for us for tonight?
well thank you to @whatwouldmickeydo and @iansfreckles for keeping those ridiculous stories alive 🥲 let’s revisit our story friends!
“Mickey. Mickey... Mick, I know you’re not asleep yet. I can tell by the way you’re breathing.”
“Fuckin’ creep. You know the ways I breathe?”
“‘Course I do. You don’t know how I breathe?”
“Didn’t say that.”
“S’what I thought. Anyways - now that we’re both up...”
“Ian, it’s been, like, 45 minutes since we last fucked. I need at least half an hour more. And maybe a snack.”
“Really?”
“Gotta refuel, man.”
“Hmm, fine. Alright, setting my timer for half an hour.”
“Snack?”
“Pretty sure there’s a candy bar in your bedside table.”
“Oh my god, I fuckin’ love you. Forgot I put that in there.”
“You put it in there for the express purpose of sex refueling.”
“Yeah. ‘Cause I’m a genius.”
“Yeah, you are. You’ve got 27 minutes left, by the way.”
“Fuck off, lemme focus on this snickers please.”
“Do you really have to make all those noises while you eat that? It’s making this wait fucking impossible.”
“There’s somethin’ wrong with you, man. My sex noises don’t sound anything like my candy noises.”
“They’re not as different as you think they are, Mick. I gotta distract myself.”
“Tell a story.”
“Don’t - don’t lick your lips like that. Okay. Alright, a story. Fuck. Once upon a time, there was a knight called Sir Mickey.”
“Love that motherfucker.”
“Yeah, yeah. Sir Mickey was incredibly ugly - ”
“What?”
“ - and he wasn’t that brave, and he looked like shit while wielding his weapon.”
“What the fuck are you doin’? Why are you ruining this story?”
“Little Red Riding Ian, who wasn’t that little, actually, did not find Sir Mickey sexy at all. He certainly never wanted to ride him.”
“Are you trying to un-horny yourself by defiling my characters?”
“Shut up, it’s working.”
“Good, it’s working for me, too. Leave me alone, leave Sir Mickey alone. Gonna finish this candy and not fuck you.”
“Sure. I’m gonna hop in the shower, I’ll be back before the timer goes off.”
Just need to draw 3 more room backgrounds and 2 more characters....did I bite off more than I can chew... We'll see. I have 6ish days so maybe.
At least my second choice is just gonna be one background..... But again 8 characters. I might make my 3rd one an easier one, except i kinda don't wanna
