#including you!

[morphinefiend]

daily walks will teach you just how many kinds of animals can become roadkill

[matriach1]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH I LOVE EVERYONE FOREVER

[grungepen]

[rupertholmes]

today was a surprising day! but keep your chin up, things are bound to get better my friends 3:)

[gardenerian]

Omgoodness Mel! Cat just reminded me about your bedtime stories in her fic recs and I can't believe I had forgotten about them! Can you queue one up for us for tonight?

well thank you to @whatwouldmickeydo and @iansfreckles for keeping those ridiculous stories alive 🥲 let’s revisit our story friends! 

“Mickey. Mickey... Mick, I know you’re not asleep yet. I can tell by the way you’re breathing.”

“Fuckin’ creep. You know the ways I breathe?”

“‘Course I do. You don’t know how I breathe?”

“Didn’t say that.”

“S’what I thought. Anyways - now that we’re both up...”

“Ian, it’s been, like, 45 minutes since we last fucked. I need at least half an hour more. And maybe a snack.”

“Really?”

“Gotta refuel, man.”

“Hmm, fine. Alright, setting my timer for half an hour.”

“Snack?”

“Pretty sure there’s a candy bar in your bedside table.”

“Oh my god, I fuckin’ love you. Forgot I put that in there.”

“You put it in there for the express purpose of sex refueling.”

“Yeah. ‘Cause I’m a genius.”

“Yeah, you are. You’ve got 27 minutes left, by the way.”

“Fuck off, lemme focus on this snickers please.”

“Do you really have to make all those noises while you eat that? It’s making this wait fucking impossible.”

“There’s somethin’ wrong with you, man. My sex noises don’t sound anything like my candy noises.”

“They’re not as different as you think they are, Mick. I gotta distract myself.”

“Tell a story.”

“Don’t - don’t lick your lips like that. Okay. Alright, a story. Fuck. Once upon a time, there was a knight called Sir Mickey.”

“Love that motherfucker.”

“Yeah, yeah. Sir Mickey was incredibly ugly - ”

“What?”

“ - and he wasn’t that brave, and he looked like shit while wielding his weapon.”

“What the fuck are you doin’? Why are you ruining this story?”

“Little Red Riding Ian, who wasn’t that little, actually, did not find Sir Mickey sexy at all. He certainly never wanted to ride him.”

“Are you trying to un-horny yourself by defiling my characters?”

“Shut up, it’s working.”

“Good, it’s working for me, too. Leave me alone, leave Sir Mickey alone. Gonna finish this candy and not fuck you.”

“Sure. I’m gonna hop in the shower, I’ll be back before the timer goes off.”

“...okay see you in a minute.”

[jynz-andtonic]

Pass the happy! When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications! 💖

D’awwww! Thanks for sending this, sweet pea! So many things make me happy, including....

You. You’re such a dang sweetheart and so incredibly thoughtful.

My 300 year-old cowdog, Leonard.

Bath Day’ for my big plants, when I put them all in the shower and give them a good drink of water.

Seeing little kids playing in their yards when I’m out in my neighborhood.

The sound of gravel crunching underfoot on hiking trails.

I hope you’re having a day as wonderful as you are xoxoxo!

[agentemo]

Pass the happy! When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the most recent people in your notifications! 💕

@frankierogothdad

@sincerityisscaryx

@literallyjustathing

@gr8tparty

@its2006

And everyone else who has shown me kindness and love and good times during this strange, difficult time. Thank you 💜