#classic scrapes

[los-borrachos]

i must do an indeterminate number of portraits for a delicious and dastardly uni project ive been putting off so pls pls pls send me characters or photos or detailed descriptions of faces to draw 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[jasapparel]

Acaster supremacy

[seafoodstickz]

[nreadsandetc]

When I was a child I remember my mother waking me up and telling me it was snowing and so I rushed to the window and watched it snow and the world looked pristine and pure and I felt glad to be awake and experiencing life.

[mosstrumpeter]

Pretty sure James Acaster camping in a field 20 minutes from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival counts as a cryptid

[benedictusantonius]

[2021|017] Classic Scrapes (2017) written by James Acaster

[hypothetica-l]

here’s a little compilation post of (in my humble opinion) James Acaster’s most classic scrapes

in no particular order:

ditching a halloween party and coaxing a fox out from behind a wall with a stranger

attempting to cut through his old school and getting caught

being terrorized by a little boy and accidentally getting into a competitive tournament whilst playing badminton

breaking into his singing teacher’s house to take a shit

getting into a fight with a group of boys on the London night bus

being forced to walk around Bath looking for condoms after pulling at a gig

being stuck on Alcatraz after getting his credit cards stolen

getting chased by a dog after spending the night at a girl’s dorm room

and of course the iconic sleeping in a bush in Basingstoke wearing red dress

[nacey-drews]

sitting myself down with ice cream and james acaster's classic scrapes audiobook (narrated by the man himself). hasn't even started playing yet and i'm already giggling.