dan

19 (mdni) | he/him | sick so sad i place my face in the puddle of a layby and wait for lorry to splash it

[jar-of-baby-teeth]

If I were one to have kins I would have one (1) kin and it would be R.M. Renfield

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last song you listened to is your battle theme now how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

meh

perfect

results

Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

[darkerthandarknesstyle93]

my light yagami quotebot on twitter very conveniently posted this a couple of hours after charlie kirk got domed and i havent stopped laughing since

[sandmandaddy69]

[genderblunt]

Diva alert ⚠️

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

two

[onemilliondraculas]

Keep going

[pigthing]

[byjove]

suspicious…

[frankendykes-monster]

This is what I was alluding to when I discussed that the volume of name changes you have to make as a trans person highlights the ridiculous amount of documentation attached to you.

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[pukicho-hater]

I HATE PUKICHO!!!

I HATE PUKICHO!!!

[pukicho]

You are my biggest fan

[sweetsweetemo]

im going to be honest i dont want to see that shit

[eden-evercrisp]

But what if we-

[sweetsweetemo]

okay fine you win with your whimsy

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: gg t t t at t tat t t at - a t

Closest match: Luria lurida genome assembly, chromosome: 7

(image source)

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[i-am-a-fish]

go to triple hell

[literallymechanical]

Dang. OP disabled reblogs on the hestia self care post, I was hoping Start Toiling would enter the lexicon.

[literallymechanical]

Start Toiling

[cheddar-baby]

[franticfledermaus]

[cheddar-baby]

Yes, yes! all according to my nefarious plan