SLAPSTICK NIGHTMARE (LAUDATORY)

Percy ✶ 25 ✶ they/them ✶ Never ever bloody anything, ever!

[mosstrumpeter]

M'fellows, I'm taking a break from social medias for a while. I'll be back, I just feel like I need to look at grass a bit more. Love you all, take care 🌻

[saintemiliosandoz]

i understand the point of being like “be critical with everything you consume” but man sometimes i just wanna consume things without a single thought in my brain. arent yall tired

[emi1y]

dick van dyke's lesser known brother fuck van fag

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

[machineryangel]

Moo-ving In series by Ethan Harper

[kakfa]

July 27, 1914: Kafka struggles to eat a peach

Ate rice à la Trautmannsdorf and a peach. A man drinking wine watched my attempts to cut the unripe little peach with my knife. I couldn’t. Stricken with shame under the old man’s eyes, I let the peach go completely and ten times leafed through Die Fliegenden Blätter. I waited to see if he wouldn’t at last turn away. Finally I collected all my strength and in defiance of him bit into the completely juiceless and expensive peach. 

[baece]

its been 105 years since kafka ate this terrible peach

[interestinggin]

its been 106 years since kafka ate this terrible peach

[guts2002-deactivated20211208]

it’s been 107 years since kafka ate this terrible peach

[cetitanhasmoved]

we have enough tenderqueer coffeshop domestic media. we need to divert resources to making the gay version of beavis and butthead

[just-shower-thoughts]

The last human alive would have to update the Wikipedia page for Homo sapiens as “Extinct” before they die.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

No they wouldn’t

[winterswake]

THE THICK OF IT (2005 - 2012)

[shittysawtraps]

The key is under this pillow, under my head. To get it? Read me a bedtime story. But be warned! If you do not do the voices and the happy hamster hop, the bomb in the book will detonate.

[handweavers]

Decorative motifs of the Near East (Hittites) in Antiquity. Ornament. 1924

Internet Archive

[frantisek-kupka]

Prometheus in chains, 1905, Frantisek Kupka

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

me

[thesundanceghost]

i know we talk a lot about toby schmitz’s excellent delivery of some truly wonderful dialogue, but truly nothing will ever top this line from season 1

[artist-schiele]

Study of hands, 1913, Egon Schiele

Medium: watercolor,paper

[rikmayall]

me and my children….

[hayaomiyazaki]

WITHNAIL AND I (1987) dir. Bruce Robinson