Oct 13, 2017
My kids put stickers all over me this morning
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My kids put stickers all over me this morning
Teachers' Box Office Pencils: Engraved with Film & TV Wit
The thrill of new stationery for school! It’s not just a student’s delight! Teachers love their quirky and personalized tools too. Imagine the daily grind turned gleeful with pencils that whisper wit and wisdom from beloved TV shows and movies. In this, we present a collection of engraved pencils that are perfect for teachers who enjoy a dash of humor and inspiration amidst their lesson plans and…
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Once, one of our teacher told us "subha aankh khulte hii, bed se neeche nahi utarna chahiye, thoda aaram se uthke baithna chahiye kyunki body bilkul rest mode pe chali jaati hain" meanwhile the whole class was like "haan sir hum toh neend khulne ke baad adha ghanta lete-lete phone chalate hain aaram se" 😭😂💀
This, this right here is the reason why teachers that have props and costumes in their rooms should never leave. She was gone for 5 MINUTES.
We were doing ice breakers in my class and the activity was that we took however many skittle or m&ms we wanted But then after we did we were told we had to tell however many we took was the amount of facts we had to tell about ourself. Limiting it to 20. My friend was having trouble coming up with facts so then the teacher asks a few questions and one was "Any pet peeves?" and he was like "Someone saying pet peeve is my pet peeve" I have no idea we all found it so funny.
Update: after the denim on denim, a classmate walks in and he hugs the teacher and we’re all like AWWWWWWWWWW. So the teacher stops down and is like, Okay guys, let’s get all the hugs out of our systems, come on. And then there was a hug line.
Walked into the band room this morning...
...and someone wrote a bunch of funny Borderlands 2 quotes on the board.
Needless to say, it was quite amusing to stare at while our band director was working with the trumpets.
*In Ancient History Class*
Teacher: Looking at relationships in Ancient Greece-
*Primary School Kids on Induction Day come in with Parents*
Class:
Teacher:
Teacher: Well it was common for a man to have both a male lover and a female lover. The women were wives and mothers, whereas the young men were more for the sake of pleasure-
*Kids and Parents Leave*
Teacher:
Class:
Teacher: Oh god now they think ancient history is about bum sex