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im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice
like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions
fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tipsâ˘
ppl who say âthe wifeâ instead of âmy wifeâ are⌠suspect at minimum
Why? You jealous of the man with the superlative wife? The wife against which all others are measured?
The definitive wife.
One wife to rule them all and in the darkness, bind them
procrastination !
every time i think, i take 10 damage
and everytime we kiss I swear I could fly
peter parker will never escape nyc transitÂ
hey that place was in Madagascar
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i canât stop laughing lmaoooooooo please
longshot said TRANS RIGHTS BABEY
shut the hell your mouth
*ascending slide whistle*
*descending slide whistle*
*several xylophone notes*
*wet âsplatâ noise*
âThere!â
СвŃки ŃокŃĐ° Ń ĐźĐžĐľĐš ноŃĐ´Đ°ŃнОК МонОК
Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. âI killed your friend, here hold him.â
âFriendâ
Its more of I killed a potential enemy. Hold his dismembered corpse in victory.
Plants donât wage war
Ever heard of blackberries?
Yes, plants do wage war
Mint and strawberries, too. They need to be quarantined or they will kill basically everything else.Â
I planted mint in the ground 2 years ago.
Itâs currently fighting a bitter battle to the death against the raspberries attempting to invade from the east while trying to annex the patio.
Could go either way at this point TBH. Unless, of course, I take a shovel and the blowtorch out there and battle both back to within their original boundaries.
And anyone wondering if a blowtorch is overkill for weeding back mint has never actually planted mint.
This post did not go where I expected it to.
Our garden plot at my childhood home slowly got overrun by wild blackberries after we stopped managing it while my sister and I were in nursing school. And by overrun I mean it was like a 4 foot tall thicket of wild blackberries. It hadnât been touched by humans in at least 4 years. I started the ultimately futile task of trying to clear this plot with a machete and discovered to my amazement a patch of mint several feet across underneath the canopy of blackberry, still fighting the good fight all those years later.
Ultimately it took two jars of homemade napalm and some creative fire placement to clear that patch but I damn sure saved that patch of mint. It earned the right to be there.
Yall mother fuckers donât even talk unless youâve had to wage war on kudzu (itâs an ivy strain directly from Hell) that shit doesnât just wage war with other plants, it wages war with all living things on planet earth. Itâs some gnarly ass Blood for the Blood God, Chlorophyll for the Chlorophyll Throne demon weed.Â
Can second the comments of Kudzu.
I forget where I read it but thereâs this one tree that creates an extremely flammable substance thatâs in both the bark and leaves. Dead trees become torches and crushed up leaves become dust-incendiary, all while the plantâs seeds are Giant Redwood levels of resilient to open flame. IE it has a goddamn scorched earth policy. Itâs even more badass than plants that use toxins to starve other plants.
Iâd like to third the comments on Kudzu. These are the battlefields:
See those weird pillars? Those were trees. See that strange lump in the middle? That was a house. Everything green you see in this photo is kudzu.
Kudzu is an apocalyptic nightmare
They smother every other living plant to death
Those trees under there are dead, they canât get sunlight. Kudzu takes over and steals everything from these trees, and becomes them. Itâs creepy as hell. These plants are basically straight out of a horror novelistâs wet dream tbh.
The bodies of everything the kudzu has slain.
What used to be a house
Someone attempting to drive a four wheeler through it, to give you scale
Itâs an ornamental plant kept in check in china, but was introduced to north america where it immediately went rampant and began to spread incredibly fast like a disease, destroying everything in its wake
The ONLY thing that has stopped this curse from engulfing the united states is goats. Apparently goats love this stuff like no tomorrow. Everywhere we find it now, we just bring a horde of goats to cut it down. Everything is fineâŚ. for now.
Kudzu is on time magazineâs top 10 invasive species to look out for.
This little buddy doing his part
Not to keep spamming this post butÂ
âthe growth of kudzu as it became a âstructural parasiteâ of the South,[7] enveloping entire structures when untreated[11] and often referred to as âthe vine that ate the Southâ.[13]â
âIt has been spreading rapidly in the southern U.S., âeasily outpacing the use of herbicide spraying and mowing, as well increasing the costs of these controls by $6 million annuallyâ.[2]â
yall itâs been estimated this plant consumes 600 kilometers of the united states every year
itâs been suggested that we just start eating it to make it go away
Adding to the spam: yes, kudzu IS edible. In fact, all parts of it but the vine are edible. The leaves are supposedly great in salads or baked into quiche. The flowers supposedly are great in jam. The roots⌠Well, if you know how to cook other root vegetables, you know what to do with kudzu root. Feed this stuff to your livestock and cook it.
Eat it before it eats your house.
@solarpunkcast @solarpunkactionweek @solarpunkinspo @enviropunk feels relevant
In this world itâs eat or be eaten
Thread starts with the existential angst of building a treehouse. Ends with recipes on how to eat kudzu.
Posts that make you go âhm.â
2020 DOESNâT NEED ANY MORE HELP!!!Â
You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of âblue lives matter.â Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again
âredneckâ is a valid culture, not a euphemism for âbigotâ
So this has probably already been said on this post but I dont wanna scroll through 66k notes to find it.
The term Redneck gain prominence with striking coal miners in Appalachia. They wore red bandanas around their necks to express union solidarity.
And they fucking FOUGHT police and Pinkerton strike breaker forces. It was a period called The Coal Wars.
The poor and working classes have a long history of community support and rejecting police authority.
If youâre pro-cop, youâre not a redneck, youâre a bootlicker who based your personality on a played out Jeff Foxworthy caricature. Get bent. Your ancestors are ashamed of you.
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