Oct 2, 2023
Little motivational poster i made with realistic cat smurf, followed by a mockup of what it might look like hanging in a classroom setting!
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Little motivational poster i made with realistic cat smurf, followed by a mockup of what it might look like hanging in a classroom setting!
Me: *tosses dead whiteboard marker into the trash* this marker sucks
Student, quietly to himself: but what if he had a family?
when we start the anarchy imma be secratary of orgies
funny things my dad has heard from his senior government class
(Note: all of these happened in one day...this Ryan kid is a monster)
?: "You need to shave that squirrel off your lip." Ryan: "It's not a squirrel. It's a ferret." Ryan: "This pop tart looks like Idaho and I need everybody to look!" *after moments of banter* ?: "{some other kid}, you can't even spell Idaho!" My dad, their teacher: "Are you obsessed with making your pop tart into Idaho, Ryan, really?" Ryan: "Does anybody have a moustache comb?" Ryan: "Nah, I wasn't much of a Gogurt man."
classroom quotes
“connor franta and mints are all that matter” -Ash — honestly same lol
-yea I have a girl doctor it’s kinda awkward tho cause she has to like look at my balls and shit
-I have a guy doctor
-ew you have a guy doctor that’s gay as fuck
quotes from my classroom
Random Kid: Where's [Teacher]
Other Teacher: In the office with [Principal]
Random Kid: He's in the hospital??
You could quite literally see the other teacher cringe and hold back her laughter
Little motivational poster i made with realistic cat smurf, followed by a mockup of what it might look like hanging in a classroom setting!