#classroom stuff

[theresetrashbag]

sorry for not posting much

have some classroom doodles

[rrbobani]

This is how men fall.

[pearltrees]

I may have gone a little crazy today and went over to the warehouse that has all of the extra furniture for our district and gotten two big rectangular tables, a low round table for floor seating, a loveseat, and possibly a standing table for my classroom. And I’m going to get rid of a bunch of desks.

This is what happens when I get freaked out/worked up about grad school, apparently. I just redesign my entire room with a month and a half of school left. No big deal.

[mimilikesunicorns]

Instead of professors ALWAYS asking the class 'who's going to read the next paragraph?' SIR JUST CHOOSE SOMEBODY THE ENTIRE CLASS IS IN A DILEMMA AND EVERYBODY'S EXCHANGING LOOKS BUT NOBODY IS READY TO SPEAK UP JUST SAY '(name), please read the next paragraph for us' HOW HARD IS THAT??!? smh

[aheavenlylake]

I started doing a "Country of the Week" segment with my kids every morning and this is the first country that everyone is excited to learn about! And they're all between 6-8. 💘💝🥰

[halfhappyhooligan]

the other day in my math class, the class was being so frick frack snick snacking noisy and i was getting a headache, but the teacher wouldn’t do anything so when she told the class to be quiet very politely i just softly told myself “if she doesn’t take control of this classroom soon, i’m gonna shove a cello so far up her ass, she’ll be talking in notes from Beethoven’s 5th Symphony for the rest of the year.” and i guess my friend heard me because she turned around and just stared at me like wtf??

so that happened

[liaunderwood]

Bless @rpshayshay dealing with me as I’m geeking out over my ideas for my classroom this year. 

[sachi-the-cat]

I forgot, but I should probably share this story because it’s quite funny.

So, year 9 we had a sex ed unit. Actually pretty good, but then this is Australia. In the obligratory “put the condom on the banana” lesson, it came to be my turn (we did this in small groups), and after actually doing the thing, I had trouble taking the condom off the banana, because slippery and no nails. I’d probably complained about this, cause one of the guys in the group asked something like

“How are you gonna deal with this later in life” and, in what I call the best thing to come out of year 9 me’s mouth (that wasn’t shakespearean), I said

“By dying alone with 100 cats”, much to the shock of one of my friends, who said something like

“How do you want that to happen?”

Two years later, I come out as ace, and everything makes a lot of sense