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today, we were doing an activity where our teacher asked us to ask for water to the different people. The people we ask were significant others, parents, the teachers... I got “worst enemy.”
Teacher: Kaede. How do you ask your enemy for a glass of water?
Me: ... Why would i ask my enemy for a glass of water?
My teacher laughed and I got brownie points from my teachers. Yeyy.
Taking classes with my plushies walrus in my lap today. She matches my computer algebra professor's purple pen
The Substitute Teacher Who Wanted Blueprints of Our House
The Substitute Teacher Who Wanted Blueprints of Our House Elementary school memories tend to blend together — cafeteria pizza, playground arguments, the eternal struggle of times tables — but every once in a while, something happens that sticks with you for life. For me, that moment came in the fifth grade during a week when our regular teacher was out, and we cycled through substitute teachers…
oh my god during french my teacher was talking about how there was one miserable journal in the middle of the room and someone just said "one miserable star" and the classroom exploded lmao
Teacher Tales: Stupid Things Students Do
Teacher Tales: Stupid Things Students Do
Stupid Things Students Do
Last semester, I had some really great students. They were highly motivated and conscientious, hard-working and sincere about their desire to improve their educational experience. However, more than a few times, I was left shaking my head in disbelief at some of the stories they relayed to me. I couldn’t fathom what must have been going on their heads when they did some…
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So our American Lit teacher is asking the class about themes of the '50s, and someone mentioned the Baby Boom...
Professor: Good. What about it, can you describe that for me?
Student: Well... the men left...
Student: And then they came back...
Student:
Student:
Student: ...Boom.
(needless to say, the class cracked up)
Person in class: -mutters something clever-
Me: What was that?
Person: Nothing!
Me: (toyingly) No, seriously, what did you just say?
Person: No, honestly, I didn't say anything!
Me: Oh, but you had a smirk upon your visage that contradicts your proposed claim!
Person:...uh....what?
Me: You seem yourself a clever one, do you not?
Person:....uhhh....
Me: Then I wish for your cleverness to be shared with the rest of the class!
Person:...No...really...that's fine
Me: Oh, but what shame! To hear a clever remark made by you, but only to be disheartened by the news of your refusal to share with us, your fellow classmates!
Person:...
Me: Moral of the story: shut the fuck up, I'm trying to learn.
I have this skill where I can catch flies and bugs in the air with just my hand. However, I may have caught a fly once in my socials class and I may or may not have then proceeded to throw it at one of my friends while saying, "Catch!"
